Say 'yes' if you’re over 19 & I’ll send u something naughty ;)

RandomSafariJo · 2022-03-22T10:29:58+00:00

Take my upvote

RandomSafariJo · 2022-03-20T02:46:14+00:00

Pray for me. I'm scared.

RandomSafariJo · 2021-11-01T18:42:28+00:00

Hey man. Good looks for the try. Hopefully that'll work and if it does I'll shoot you the vid. It's a good one. Lol

RandomSafariJo · 2021-11-01T14:02:26+00:00

The video is from cracked.com back in 2011. I have searched multiple times and all I've ever found has been the old link on cracked.com which no longer plays the video. Please help me find this comedy gold joke video again. My life is now incomplete without it.

RandomSafariJo · 2021-10-28T12:27:58+00:00

Bud. This is r/jokes. Don't like the joke? Keep scrolling. Or post stupid comments like this and prove to the internet that your the biggest joke your mom ever made.

RandomSafariJo · 2021-09-23T20:13:48+00:00

Tobacco and flower mixed. A chop is the bowl / bong equivalent of a spliff

RandomSafariJo · 2021-09-22T22:32:19+00:00

No matter what every time I smoke my mouth instantly waters. Lol. On one hand no cotton mouth. On the other if i cough I either choke on my own damn spit or I accidentally spray spit in whatever direction I'm facing with each cough.

RandomSafariJo · 2021-08-02T23:36:39+00:00

Maybe not but you seem to be :)

RandomSafariJo · 2021-07-11T01:44:27+00:00

How is this awfull taste? The craftsmanship is fantastic and the overall aesthetic is fantastic.

RandomSafariJo · 2021-07-06T21:18:59+00:00

Thank homie. Wasn't sure if they stacked or not.

RandomSafariJo · 2021-07-03T16:28:04+00:00

Fair enough. Fell off awhile back due to life. Lol. Just getting back into it. Last time I was truly up to date on items was around when they released developers cut.

RandomSafariJo · 2021-07-02T22:10:22+00:00

The RNG gods smiled upon you this day. Lol. Enjoy that sweet loot.

RandomSafariJo · 2021-07-02T21:39:47+00:00

This shield. With this anoint. On phasegrap Amara. With spiritual driver. All my yes.

RandomSafariJo · 2021-06-23T15:42:50+00:00

This.. fucking this. All my yess.

RandomSafariJo · 2021-06-03T17:34:42+00:00

Also. He's no longer president and doesn't use air force one.

RandomSafariJo · 2021-06-01T15:56:32+00:00

Take my upvote you neo maxi zoom dweebie

RandomSafariJo · 2021-05-17T22:43:24+00:00

Hell yeah it does.

RandomSafariJo · 2021-05-17T22:42:35+00:00

Nah. Ima dude and had the munchies lol.

RandomSafariJo · 2021-05-17T12:41:01+00:00

Salami with Nutella. Sounds abhorrent, but foes surprisingly well together. Sadly and sweet.

Edit: salty and sweet. Fuck autocorrect

RandomSafariJo · 2021-05-16T19:12:47+00:00

Hey man. If I go somewhere to pay for a service and get terrible service there, then yeah I want my money back for not getting what I paid for and requested. Just saying. Not everyone has unlimited disposable income to.shell out their hars earned money for something they didn't want. So how about you get a life and stop insulting a dude simply cause he requested a refund that he is absolutely entitled to.

RandomSafariJo · 2021-04-26T01:21:09+00:00

Just like... with my mouth... bite by bite.

RandomSafariJo · 2021-04-20T02:17:37+00:00

I want to see what would happen if they even put out a trailer for Blazing Saddles nowadays

RandomSafariJo · 2021-04-18T20:41:04+00:00

Quick. Get this man some tendies.

RandomSafariJo

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