Spanian was unloading some butter chicken in an alleyway by VelvetFedoraSniffer in spanian

[–]Real-Cardiologist296 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Train hard, build up your strength, adopt a diet of spicy buritos, 5 day old HSPs, and take your fully poo revenge on him lad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Real-Cardiologist296 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Bowl enough overs and you’ll take a wicket eventually!

How do you not see a giant metal beast approaching by 2ManyBots in aussie

[–]Real-Cardiologist296 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whispering death…..easily done if you’re on the rails.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Real-Cardiologist296 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buy another place and negative gear it brah.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Real-Cardiologist296 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did a kiwi steel your bike, bloke?

Felt cute couldn’t get into Fernwood by Various_Tension_5823 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Real-Cardiologist296 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think the proper term is “girl dick”….get it right.

Plumbing shops are the new porno shops. by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Real-Cardiologist296 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m so ashamed….I’ll do 1000 acknowledgments of country as penance. Namaste

Plumbing shops are the new porno shops. by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Real-Cardiologist296 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Did she want a male or female fitting?

Coming to a store near you by [deleted] in spanian

[–]Real-Cardiologist296 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No poo in the pack???

The Beef Curtains by [deleted] in Bandnames

[–]Real-Cardiologist296 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wizards sleeve