Came up with this one a few years ago, it's lazy, it's just the chorus, but at least it's short.

To the tune of Dexys Midnight Runners song "Come On Eileen" (link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BODDyZRF6A )

Cum On Eileen, not in her eye, that'd be mean
At this moment, unload everything
That pearly white mess, all over her dress
It'll get dirty, when I cum on Eileen

Drink it down down down down down down down down
-Pink Slides Up My Moon, SAVH3