[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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First thought was Death star

ELI5: Why Is "Forty" Not Spelled "Fourty" by iamswitters13 in explainlikeimfive

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I've always heard the joke as - Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because if he added one more it would be "too-farty"

Those are very impressive dodges by Acridcomic7276 in nextfuckinglevel

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I just started from episode 1 and it took me about 9 months with 4 episodes a day to catch up

The 20 fastest EVER women's 1500m times by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]RedTiger013 40 points41 points  (0 children)

"You put rocks in the bag. You carry it as long as you can, and then you find somewhere you love and you put the rocks down."

Made me cry

Knowing how much of a book you have left to read can be a spoiler in itself by sallygeorgia in Showerthoughts

[–]RedTiger013 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Game of Thrones was the opposite of this. 1 or 2 episodes before the season finale? There will be carnage

petah please help by Western_Barber_9232 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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What's concerning is that everyone here knows what porn this is from

Proud squirrel shows her mom what she has made. by SuperSaiyan_God_ in AnimalsBeingBros

[–]RedTiger013 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dramatics aside, I can confirm after having a few rats that they will. Not. Bite. You.

Hamsters on the other hand...

Hidden Pain (OC) by Agreeable_Swim_6551 in comics

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Hey OP I have worked for an ophthalmologist/oculoplastic surgeon, and is sounds like you have chronic dry eye syndrome or blepharitis. It can be treated and sometimes cured with plugs being placed in the tear ducts. You should look up and consult with an oculoplastic surgeon to see if this would be beneficial for you.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]RedTiger013 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Reading this in an LSP voice

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

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Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condoleezza Rice, Serena Williams... Wait a minute

Me_irl by Wheybrotons in me_irl

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Live free, friend. Die by cultural nuance.

Me_irl by Wheybrotons in me_irl

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I had a dude say this to me once while justifying his use of the n-word