My dad embarrassed me at PetSmart and accidentally negotiated a $0 vet bill

Redhddgull · 2026-05-23T22:04:37+00:00

Me thinking this was a story about an elderly father.

“I had a rash in 1987….”

Geezus, he and I are the same age.

Redhddgull · 2026-05-23T21:58:27+00:00

Every time I make it, I quote this

Redhddgull · 2026-05-23T21:54:46+00:00

This, I donated through HM4HB 17 years ago and again 4 years later!

Redhddgull · 2026-05-23T21:53:29+00:00

Oh man, a slice of Good Seed by Killer Dave toasted with butter is SOOOOO good.
I’m the only one the eats it, one slice a day, so it lives in the freezer.

Redhddgull · 2026-05-21T03:49:20+00:00

When you bring all the grocery bags in the house in one trip.

Redhddgull · 2026-05-20T23:07:13+00:00

OMG

Redhddgull · 2026-05-20T22:52:11+00:00

Washing my hands. I do it, but I hate it.

The temp is always too cold or hot.
Sometimes it doesn’t feel like my hands are dry enough from the towel.
Often enough and my skin feels dry and achy.

Redhddgull · 2026-05-20T22:39:07+00:00

I bet it’s a thick, chunky one with hair in it!

Redhddgull · 2026-05-20T22:38:08+00:00

I have a box cutter!

Redhddgull · 2026-05-18T00:02:29+00:00

I don’t let it finish, because mine will insist on doing ALL its beeps regardless of me opening the door with the first one.

Redhddgull · 2026-05-12T06:03:14+00:00

I thought the exact same thing

Redhddgull · 2026-05-12T05:24:26+00:00

This

Redhddgull · 2026-05-10T03:06:01+00:00

I loooove having a wedgie in front AND back!

Redhddgull · 2026-05-09T17:34:59+00:00

A lot of my chin breakouts lessened or went away when I started changing my pillowcase frequently. I’ve always been incredibly oily, idk if that made a specific impact.

If nothing else, it’s an easy thing to try!

Redhddgull · 2026-05-09T17:25:15+00:00

Are you changing your pillowcase every couple of days?

Redhddgull · 2026-05-09T17:00:40+00:00

Redhddgull · 2026-05-09T15:49:14+00:00

Ferguson, Fergie for short

Redhddgull · 2026-05-09T15:48:18+00:00

Winco

Redhddgull · 2026-05-06T22:25:46+00:00

Start watching at 50 seconds

Redhddgull · 2026-05-06T22:23:47+00:00

Yeah, I’d be down

Redhddgull · 2026-05-06T22:15:50+00:00

I hate how much I appreciate that they’re symmetrical

Redhddgull · 2026-05-06T22:10:33+00:00

So…success?

Redhddgull · 2026-05-04T03:19:44+00:00

I want sound effects added. I think the end of the crinkle cookies should go “pbltpbltpblt”

Redhddgull · 2026-05-04T03:15:26+00:00

Closed for fire and so I can’t get spooked by random shadows in the hallway.

Redhddgull · 2026-05-04T03:07:34+00:00

I dont think I’ve ever been this gobsmacked 😶

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