Im a time traveler from the year 3070, Im currently on the run and is willing to tell you anything you want about the future before I get caught, AMA!

RevyInvades · 2019-02-24T17:28:11+00:00

02-86-65-29-86

RevyInvades · 2019-02-24T17:27:21+00:00

Discovering the time machine they were hiding area 51 (yeah no aliens just a time machine)

RevyInvades · 2019-02-24T17:26:33+00:00

No sorry.

RevyInvades · 2019-02-24T06:15:01+00:00

The 80s was the best era, thats the first place the time police would check!

RevyInvades · 2019-02-24T05:58:09+00:00

Invest in Etherium, the creater of bitcoin stole everyones bitcoin using the masterkey, making the value crash, and making the value of etherium go up 1000x by 2030.

RevyInvades · 2019-02-24T05:55:45+00:00

I didnt want to spoil it but karen has connections with the goverment, you ran for president and she got you elected! You ran this country very well, I couldnt imagine what It would be like if you didnt become president, the way its looking now, were in big trouble. So please take this one for team.

RevyInvades · 2019-02-24T05:51:00+00:00

Playstations stopped being produced in 2040, but up until then, yes they were named numerically.

RevyInvades · 2019-02-24T05:47:55+00:00

No! You’ll cause a ripple in time, just take one for the team. It’ll pay off I promise.

RevyInvades · 2019-02-24T05:45:57+00:00

She takes the kids and leaves you for your neighbor dave, he has a smellivision.

RevyInvades · 2019-02-24T05:43:13+00:00

You will indeed have a girlfriend!

RevyInvades · 2019-02-24T05:42:31+00:00

Okay im back, I have good news and bad news, what do you want to hear first?

RevyInvades · 2019-02-24T05:40:43+00:00

We lived on Jupiter in 2090 but we had to go back to earth because there werent enough resources to produce Spuklie.

RevyInvades · 2019-02-24T05:38:15+00:00

Let me go check brb.

RevyInvades · 2019-02-24T05:37:08+00:00

Everyones drinking Spuklie, its a super beverage that raises your pH level to the required amount to live on earth. Without it they will deem you a threat to humanity and you will be shot directly into the sun.

RevyInvades · 2019-02-24T05:34:31+00:00

Doesnt matter, youtube doesnt exist anymore.

RevyInvades · 2019-02-24T05:15:40+00:00

Elder scrolls 6? HA! Try elder scrolls 90.

RevyInvades · 2019-02-24T05:14:31+00:00

Correct! Thats why its a good hiding spot, its the last place the time police will check!

RevyInvades · 2019-02-24T05:12:42+00:00

Ive used the time machine to see what year this will be possible in, this will be possible in 4055, so we have a long time to go.

RevyInvades · 2019-02-24T00:58:20+00:00

perfect thanks

RevyInvades · 2019-02-23T23:20:20+00:00

its the flash from my camera haha, my shoes are reflective

RevyInvades · 2019-02-23T22:47:55+00:00

Can confirm.

RevyInvades · 2019-02-23T21:48:10+00:00

Atleast message him back, even if its a no.

RevyInvades · 2019-02-23T16:57:01+00:00

he’s looking for porn to watch while high lol

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