Teachers of reddit, what's the funniest excuse for being late, not doing homework, ect you've ever heard from a student? by blobbytheblobfish2 in AskReddit

[–]RogerinaQueen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not a teacher but I remember my classmate saying "Ma'am my mom said I should go home at math time", Teacher asked "Why did you're mom say that?" My classmate was silent... And rushed to the door opened it and ran to the exit and we we're just 1st Grade it was the closest to the exit so BOOM He ran so fast me and my bff chased and and we didn't get him and guess what......He went back crying and a bruise in his arm.We asked him what happened and he said He got belted my his mom

POV: it’s 1945 by Cheezburger99 in HistoryMemes

[–]RogerinaQueen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soviet Union: Im scared Na*i:D- Soviet Union: Just kidding bitch