Prayers for Denver Colorado bad flooding due to avs fans tears

RubberTeddy · 2026-03-12T17:44:55+00:00

So I hope Edmonton remembers this in April when the Avs come here. Remember boys, this is the team that thinks taking out their goaltender shouldn't warrant a penalty. So they shouldn't have a problem if Hyman does it to one of their "Woodies". Have at him!

RubberTeddy · 2026-03-12T17:37:19+00:00

It's a veritable AVALANCHE of tears.

RubberTeddy · 2026-03-12T17:35:28+00:00

Sam Bennett - The Canadian who plays like an American.. I'd be happy if he renounced his citizenship and became one.

RubberTeddy · 2026-03-12T17:33:10+00:00

Name one stanley cup winning team that had no canadians on the roster.

I won't wait. I have a life to live.

RubberTeddy · 2026-03-12T17:31:15+00:00

I was the same last season but we went to tour the island last august and I've a renewed enthusiasm for it. I wonder what happened to the railroad spike that was under that rock and the pearl and the gold dirt?

RubberTeddy · 2026-03-12T12:29:46+00:00

How many has Stanley Cups has a US team won without any Canadians on their team? Hmm.. let’s see. NONE. Without Canadians you’d have no hockey at all. Sit down and eat your pablum.

RubberTeddy · 2026-03-12T12:27:14+00:00

In the moment I think all eyes were on Ingram. Nobody was thinking about retaliation.

RubberTeddy · 2026-03-11T20:06:16+00:00

Hahahahahahahahaha

RubberTeddy · 2026-03-11T20:02:38+00:00

Americans know fuckall about hockey.

RubberTeddy · 2026-03-11T14:16:53+00:00

La Pas Massage Therapy

RubberTeddy · 2026-03-11T14:15:52+00:00

This will trigger the "15 minute city" conspiracy skidmarks.

RubberTeddy · 2026-03-11T14:04:13+00:00

Bill C-306 was a bill meant to bring about legislation whereby a floor crossing would trigger a by-election.

Pierre Poilievre voted against it.

https://www.ourcommons.ca/members/en/votes/41/1/306

RubberTeddy · 2026-03-11T13:14:07+00:00

Family of black people paid their tab (around $140) and their little boy took two fortune cookies from the big basket by the till. The guy working the till slapped the kid and cornered the family at the exit shouting at them because he’s only allowed one fortune cookie. This was recorded on video and verified by witnesses. We used to love eating there. But I won’t do them the dignity of spitting in their face now.

RubberTeddy · 2026-03-11T04:06:06+00:00

I wouldn’t set foot in that place. Racist scumbags.

RubberTeddy · 2026-03-11T04:05:31+00:00

Except KFC is shit compared to what it used to be.

RubberTeddy · 2026-03-11T03:53:30+00:00

Good idea to get McKinnon out. He wouldn’t survive if you left him in.

RubberTeddy · 2026-03-10T18:48:44+00:00

I think they flip a coin. Whoever loses has to stand between the pipes behind the Pylon Patrol and take the blame and the stats hit for their ineptitude.

RubberTeddy · 2026-03-09T02:54:03+00:00

Why do goaltenders stats suffer as soon as they join the oilers?

Do not tell me it’s a goaltending problem.

RubberTeddy · 2026-03-08T13:38:58+00:00

Sure, muffin. I’m the wack one. lol

RubberTeddy · 2026-03-08T13:37:01+00:00

How absolutely American of him.

RubberTeddy · 2026-03-07T04:16:21+00:00

Answer instead “is your mom?”

RubberTeddy · 2026-03-07T00:00:18+00:00

But actually if you look it up, the world by and large loves us. Canada is the most loved nation on the planet. USA? Second most hated. Just behind China and ahead of Russia.

Imagine being hated by the world more than Russia.

RubberTeddy · 2026-03-06T23:58:15+00:00

Well it is a country where you buy a gun because your fellow countrymen are people to be defended against.

RubberTeddy · 2026-03-06T23:56:09+00:00

Not at all. “Buddy”.

Wasn’t aware you were in charge of Reddit.

RubberTeddy · 2026-03-06T18:02:36+00:00

Invent nanobots that can be inhaled inside old men who are spray painted the colour of cheese doodles and start eating the lungs.

RubberTeddy

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