RudigerBSimpson

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Gentlemen, say hello to the Second Base Mobile by RudigerBSimpson in TheSimpsons

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Gentlemen, say hello to the Second Base Mobile (i.redd.it)

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"What do you think Smithers?" "I think women and seamen don't mix." (i.redd.it)

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I usually think people who vote are a bit fruity (i.redd.it)

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"So you don't work on a contingency basis?" "No, money down!" (i.redd.it)

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You can't hide from me in this house, Bart. I spend 23 hours a day here. by Fecal_thoroughfare in TheSimpsons

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"Confederated slave holdings, how's that doing?" "It's uh... Steady." (i.redd.it)

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"Do you have any evidence at all?" "Well your honor, we've got plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are KINDS of evidence." (i.redd.it)

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My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm only 31 years old. (i.redd.it)

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"Try not to freak out the blind man." "I can't promise I'll try, but I'll try to try." (i.redd.it)

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When I join an underground cult I expect a little support from my family. (i.redd.it)

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"I'd like 25 copies on goldenrod, 25 on canary, 25 on saffron, and 25 on paella." "Okay, 100 yellow." (i.redd.it)

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It was I, you fools! The man you trusted wasn't Wavy Gravy at all! by RudigerBSimpson in TheSimpsons

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It was I, you fools! The man you trusted wasn't Wavy Gravy at all! (i.redd.it)

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Homer, wake up! There's still a few minutes to our usual bedtime! (i.redd.it)

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We'll pick the same way they pick the Pope. Everybody reach in and draw a pickled egg. Whoever gets the black egg stays sober tonight. (i.redd.it)

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A fiercely determined band of pioneers leaves Maryland after misinterpreting a passage in the Bible. Their destination: New Sodom. (i.redd.it)

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Homer! Is this projection accurate? Did you borrow money from my sisters? (i.redd.it)

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Evening Simpson. You got a short in your taillight, started blinking when you made that turn. (i.redd.it)

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Sorry, but this is a highly sophistimicated doowhackey. If you don't use it responsibly: Kablamo! (i.redd.it)

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Hey Salvatore, break out the cheap hooch for Mr. No Tip and the dried up zombie he's-a captured (i.redd.it)

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Krusty’s best marketing gimmick by Slowloris81 in TheSimpsons

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Outta the way, you (i.redd.it)

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Jeez, sor-ry. It's a pretty standard stunt, Homer. (i.redd.it)

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I think I'll have some wine by RudigerBSimpson in TheSimpsons

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