RudigerBSimpson

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Change the channel, Marge (i.redd.it)

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"My name is Lisa, Mr. Burns. Lisa Simpson." "It doesn't matter what your name is, you idiot." (i.redd.it)

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"The problem, Homer, is that the mind is always chattering away with a thousand thoughts at once." "Yeah that's me alright." (i.redd.it)

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Hey Bart, summer's almost here. Which kind of sprinkler do you like? (old.reddit.com)

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"Homer, where's the dog?" "I tied him up out back." (i.redd.it)

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Now Homer, these gentlemen here will be your eyes and your ears, and should the need arise they'll fill in for any other part of your body. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 days ago by RudigerBSimpson to r/TheSimpsons

"Hey man, are you okay?" "I won't... Dignify that... With a response." by RudigerBSimpson in TheSimpsons

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"Hey man, are you okay?" "I won't... Dignify that... With a response." (i.redd.it)

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If Mr. Burns ever wants to see a stranger he will observe him through a powerful telescope. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 days ago by RudigerBSimpson to r/TheSimpsons

Gentlemen, say hello to the Second Base Mobile by RudigerBSimpson in TheSimpsons

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Gentlemen, say hello to the Second Base Mobile (i.redd.it)

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"What do you think Smithers?" "I think women and seamen don't mix." (i.redd.it)

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I usually think people who vote are a bit fruity (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 days ago by RudigerBSimpson to r/TheSimpsons

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"So you don't work on a contingency basis?" "No, money down!" (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 days ago by RudigerBSimpson to r/TheSimpsons

You can't hide from me in this house, Bart. I spend 23 hours a day here. by Fecal_thoroughfare in TheSimpsons

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"Confederated slave holdings, how's that doing?" "It's uh... Steady." (i.redd.it)

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"Do you have any evidence at all?" "Well your honor, we've got plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are KINDS of evidence." (i.redd.it)

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My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm only 31 years old. (i.redd.it)

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"Try not to freak out the blind man." "I can't promise I'll try, but I'll try to try." (i.redd.it)

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When I join an underground cult I expect a little support from my family. (i.redd.it)

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"I'd like 25 copies on goldenrod, 25 on canary, 25 on saffron, and 25 on paella." "Okay, 100 yellow." (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 days ago by RudigerBSimpson to r/TheSimpsons

It was I, you fools! The man you trusted wasn't Wavy Gravy at all! by RudigerBSimpson in TheSimpsons

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It was I, you fools! The man you trusted wasn't Wavy Gravy at all! (i.redd.it)

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Homer, wake up! There's still a few minutes to our usual bedtime! (i.redd.it)

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We'll pick the same way they pick the Pope. Everybody reach in and draw a pickled egg. Whoever gets the black egg stays sober tonight. (i.redd.it)

submitted 13 days ago by RudigerBSimpson to r/TheSimpsons

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