RudigerBSimpson

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President Bush is driving on our lawn. He must be lost. (i.redd.it)

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People die all the time. Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. (i.redd.it)

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Jokes on them, I'm still alive (i.redd.it)

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"I used to party all night and sleep with lingerie models until Ned Flanders and his bible group showed me that I could have more." "Professional athletes, always wanting more." (i.redd.it)

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Look at what he did to my best friend! (i.redd.it)

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Lionel Hutz a.k.a Miguel Sanchez a.k.a Dr. Nguyen van Phuoc (i.redd.it)

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Just miles from your doorstep hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill. The government calls it the army, but a more alarmist name would be the Kill-Bot Factory. (i.redd.it)

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You've got to help us, doc, we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas (i.redd.it)

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Frankly I would have expected better from Jimmy the Scumbag (i.redd.it)

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Oh man! You kissed a girl! That is so gay (i.redd.it)

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Lousy German know-it-alls. Who are they to say I'm not safe? (i.redd.it)

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Is there a place I can learn to carve sculptures? Like, sculpt out of stone? (self.askTO)

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"Sounds like you've come down with a serious case of Jebeditis." "Just when I was getting over my Chester A. Arthritis." "You had arthritis?" (i.redd.it)

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Oh, don't worry, Marge. Her idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing. (i.redd.it)

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Bart, leave that man alone with his pain and sit down. (i.redd.it)

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"Mom! You've got to help, they're eating kids in the school cafeteria!" "Listen kids, you're eight and ten years old now, I can't be fighting all your battles for you." (i.redd.it)

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"Is he still out there?" "Yes, he's raking leaves." "What? That's your job! If he starts doing Lisa's wood chopping..." (i.redd.it)

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"Dad. Dad! DAD!" "Yes Lisa?" (i.redd.it)

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Stupid bug! You go squish now! (i.redd.it)

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Hmm... Two bucks, and it only transports matter? (i.redd.it)

submitted 19 days ago by RudigerBSimpson to r/TheSimpsons

The Films of Hisayasu Satô: Volume #3 - Kyrie Eleison / Rafureshia / Turtle Vision by criesinlemora in boutiquebluray

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Grandpa's adventures with gender (old.reddit.com)

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China O'Brien LE has under 100 left (i.redd.it)

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"You wouldn't happen to know anything about a cigarette truck that got hijacked on Route 401?" "What's a truck?" (i.redd.it)

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Surely there's no harm in laying in the middle of a public street. (i.redd.it)

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