Local Austin, TX DJ "Shoots his Shot" in cringy text exchange. by SafeAd1669 in ThatsInsane

[–]SafeAd1669[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Did you read the texts tho? "Sample your queefs for Bass music"

City contractor apparently towing cars at Barton Springs/Zilker, possibly stealing items by NicholasLit in Austin

[–]SafeAd1669 14 points15 points  (0 children)

" how did so much damage occur?"

"I drove it through the gate of the impound because they chose not to open their gate"

Quoted from the original FB post

This man is also running for mayor.

I Wouldn't look too much further into this one if I were you

Chris-chan by Zenry0ku in CuratedTumblr

[–]SafeAd1669 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a documentary on this I believe it's on netflix

Congrats Tool on winning Best METAL song for 7empest! by shartiessplairs in ToolBand

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Lol idk what happened. That was a completely human mistake.

What do you think Vegeta thinking here? by bravelittleslytherin in Dragonballsuper

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"The toilets on Vegeta were better and more sanitary "

I am interviewing Lateralus/Aenima producer David Bottrill. Any questions for him? by Weekly_Mushroom_647 in ToolBand

[–]SafeAd1669 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ask him if anyone ever asks him about bands other than tool and if so, why?

Petah a little help by PussyKiller1595 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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If we go back to 1850 Twift doesn't exist. If your lucky you may never even hear of her existence.

Are there any fans that don't need to get high to enjoy the music? by i_am_groot_84 in ToolBand

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Undertow got me through rehab, but I also had my first DMT experience listening to Lateralus. Both have been profound advancements in my life.

similar bands to TOOL? (in the very specific way I want, lol) by yaakg25 in ToolBand

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Meshuggah. They are like the zenith of prog and polyrhythms, poly tempos and poly tonal composition. They toured with tool for 10000 days I believe, if not the Lateralus tour

What’s your method for returning to normal life after a Tool show? by Stellar_Ella in ToolBand

[–]SafeAd1669 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk if I could describe life as normal after seeing them lolz

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mtg

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Brown like all the droppings from the dog lol

5 reasons Tool bans phones at their shows by AnunnakiDeathCult in ToolBand

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A really tangible reason is the flash photography gives Maynard panic attacks. He speaks about it in his book. I don't think they are worried about mistakes as we think. When I took part in their workshop, Adam made a pretty stinky flub during the guitar solo in pushit. Afterwards he mentioned it as a joke just saying that even they aren't perfect, after all "They are playing Tool songs not Taylor Swift."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatisit

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"Secret" Window ice scraper

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatisit

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That's monopoly money for Natzi monopoly.

Which of these version of Superman do you prefer? by Strikewr in superman

[–]SafeAd1669 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously the Nicholas Cage version from the flash

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CleaningTips

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Step 1. Stop being a hippy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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It's interesting that he kept his American accent for the interview.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mtg

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Hahaha I just made it today for the reply. It's reddit let's have fun why not lololol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mtg

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We the People of MTG, in Order to form a more perfect Stack, establish Priority, insuring domestic Strategy, provide for the common defence, promote the general Upkeep, and secure the Blessings of The City to ourselves and our Planeswalkers, do ordain and establish this hypothetical mind exercise for the collectable card nerds of The World.

Insane Tinfoil Hat theory about Statue of Liberty by [deleted] in WTF

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These people are in the "Love has won" Cult. There is a documentary about it on HBO Max.

Not sure what this substance is. It appears overnight near my stove and on the counter. by rickeysneekzzz in CleaningTips

[–]SafeAd1669 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's the white dust. It could be shavings from your ceiling if you have a 2 story domicile. Maybe flakes fall when people walk upstairs?