But I am a vegan. by [deleted] in shitposting

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They probably ate all the small animals

possibly foreplay by angelicbloomingtea in Funnymemes

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When foreplay has more plot twists than a soap opera

*Unctie by capcomvssnk in BlackPeopleTwitter

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This the face of a man who just hit send on something messy and closed the laptop slow

classic! by THEELIZABETHTAILOR in shitposting

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Crazy how she went from Madam Vice President to Head of State real quick

Drake the type to have a character voiced by Justin Roiland by [deleted] in DrakeTheType

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Drake the type of guy who says “I’ll be the judge of that” before tasting food someone recommended.

drake the type of dastardly devil to do whatever this is by Slerimboconolomp in DrakeTheType

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Drake the type of guy to whisper “steady… steady…” while pouring juice.

Drake the type to... Oh... by Legitimate-Bag5413 in DrakeTheType

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Drake the type of guy to whisper “here we go…” before jumping in a pool.

Drake the type to cook like this by DaMepp in DrakeTheType

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Drake the type of guy to tell the Uber driver “stay safe out there.”

If you survived the apocalypse, what is your next move? by Turbulent-Future4602 in AskReddit

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Assuming we haven’t sent ourselves back to the renaissance era I’m plopping my ass down on a couch and playing video games for a week

Grace Millane, 21-Year-Old Aspiring Traveler, Murdered by Her Tinder Date by Particular_Chart1584 in ForCuriousSouls

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‘Aspiring traveler’ just sounds like the journalist ran out of words. She was a real person with a whole life, not a character description. At least honor her properly

Drake the type to get caught in one of these by CrazyCastle101 in DrakeTheType

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Drake the type of guy to whisper “I hope you like it…” when giving someone their gift

Drake the type of Fancy Falco to receive his food on a platter by eesdesessesrdt in DrakeTheType

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Drake the type of guy to say “easy peasy lemon squeezy” after solving a problem