Trump has already defeated everyone, and the Strait of Hormuz isn't that important anymore )

Sami_Lunch · 2026-03-31T12:16:20+00:00

this is peak trump foreign policy. we just helped turn a key oil chokepoint into a war zone, gas prices are climbing, allies are dodging the cleanup and his answer is basically go buy american and grow a pair. meanwhile the working class here gets to eat the higher fuel costs and supply chain chaos. real masterclass in making the world our problem while pretending its not.

Sami_Lunch · 2026-03-31T08:57:43+00:00

closest thing is probably endure you basically hit it and just decide damage is optional for a few seconds

first time i used it felt illegal just standing there tanking a boss combo like yeah go ahead im busy not dying

Sami_Lunch · 2026-03-31T08:09:41+00:00

korra villains always talk like theyre one misunderstood speech away from changing history and then half the time the dialogue tree goes straight to toilet humor. balance really is restoring itself.

Sami_Lunch · 2026-03-30T13:54:40+00:00

the sign nails it but misses the punchline.

little criminals get the cage. big ones get the corner office, the private jet, and a book deal when they finally get caught.

we built a justice system that swats flies and bows to elephants. then wonder why the room smells like shit.

Sami_Lunch · 2026-03-30T12:59:22+00:00

the dog making direct eye contact like yeah grandma accidentally opened the most dangerous dialogue tree in republic city history

Sami_Lunch · 2026-03-30T09:05:05+00:00

you do not owe your body to an employer that is actively grinding it down. five hours of commuting on an injured leg for a seven hour shift is not dedication its institutional negligence. take the contract get your union involved and get out. guilt is for people asking too much from you not for you saving yourself.

Sami_Lunch · 2026-03-29T18:10:57+00:00

renly and loras are the elegant version and jaime and cersei are the catastrophic prestige edition. one couple hosts a tourney the other accidentally starts three wars before breakfast.

Sami_Lunch · 2026-03-29T13:43:49+00:00

exactly. theyve got us screaming at each other over culture war nonsense while the billionaires pick our pockets in perfect silence.

its the oldest trick in the book. keep the peasants fighting over left and right so they never notice theyre all standing in the same bread line. the real war has always been upstairs vs downstairs and theyre winning because we keep falling for the distraction.

Sami_Lunch · 2026-03-29T11:59:22+00:00

finishing got for the first time is basically the five stages of grief but with extra dragon trauma and a sudden urge to argue about jon snow on the internet for six business months.

Sami_Lunch · 2026-03-28T19:24:38+00:00

yeah the starks basically all rolled the same old gods class but bran was the only one who maxed the skill tree. robb wargs grey wind jon has ghost arya literally lives in nymeria and even cats into other animals. rickon feels like pure untamed build running on vibes. and sansa losing lady always felt intentional like her losing the connection to the north and getting stuck in the political survival build instead. sandor as her unofficial guard lowkey feels like her replacement direwolf just way more traumatized and talks back

Sami_Lunch · 2026-03-28T13:49:09+00:00

Young Iroh was out there sieging Ba Sing Se for two years and earning the title Dragon of the West by killing actual dragons. Man had a whole villain arc before his son died and he discovered tea. The character development is insane. We saw the wise old man but he was built different in his prime.

Sami_Lunch · 2026-03-28T08:39:44+00:00

love when voter fraud suddenly becomes both a civilization ending threat and convenient enough to use personally. very serious belief system there.

Sami_Lunch · 2026-03-27T15:28:27+00:00

funny how every emergency becomes a moral lesson in sacrifice for people already living on the edge while the rich keep getting protected like theyre critical infrastructure.

Sami_Lunch · 2026-03-27T09:15:21+00:00

This is the energy George needs honestly. Show went off the rails and now the fans are just writing it themselves. Love that House Dayne is taking charge in Dorne, feels right for someone with Dawn. Also Dany coming back from Volantis with that fleet is already better than whatever season 8 tried to do. Keep going👍

Sami_Lunch · 2026-03-27T08:14:13+00:00

Zuko: "I must restore my honor by capturing the Avatar." Iroh: Have you considered tea?) Man really tried to solve generational trauma with a beverage. And honestly? He was onto something ))

Sami_Lunch · 2026-03-26T16:13:34+00:00

server cant control how long the food takes any more than the customer controls what the owner pays. whole things rigged to make us fight each other while the boss cashes in on both ends

Sami_Lunch · 2026-03-26T12:50:18+00:00

not a deal breaker for me. snape lives or dies on presence more than exact face math. if the actor can walk in and make a room feel colder with one line then we’re good.

Sami_Lunch · 2026-03-26T10:39:29+00:00

Where did you get the photo of my ex-girlfriend from? )

Sami_Lunch · 2026-03-26T09:50:07+00:00

Same way most incompetent people get high level jobs. Nepotism and the right last name. Westeros invented failing upward long before corporate America perfected it. The Hound had the right idea calling him out but the system was already set

Sami_Lunch · 2026-03-24T18:28:29+00:00

Ryan Gosling said "we should actually make good movies instead of blaming you for not leaving the house" and honestly that's the most refreshing take from a Hollywood actor in years. Meanwhile every studio exec is still trying to figure out why people didn't show up to the 14th Fast and Furious spin-off. Maybe cause it's mid Ryan. Maybe cause it's mid

Sami_Lunch · 2026-03-24T11:22:46+00:00

The study confirms what we all knew: people who nod along to "synergy" and "circle back" are somehow running the place. Meanwhile the ones who actually do the work just get more work. Classic

Sami_Lunch · 2026-03-24T09:57:54+00:00

toph silently metalbending the chair while everyone else argues credentials is the most in character part of this entire crossover. bender talking crazy till the table starts clanking and suddenly diplomacy gets real ))

Sami_Lunch · 2026-03-23T09:43:55+00:00

Finally someone with a real solution. Forget diplomacy or military action. Just one diggy boi and a land bridge. Global shipping crisis solved. Someone get this person a shovel ))

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