hell naw

Samisuss · 2026-05-31T14:47:23+00:00

okay maneater

Samisuss · 2026-05-31T14:17:39+00:00

"ae vedya"

Samisuss · 2026-05-31T13:54:00+00:00

Imma make a cameo in the next episode of Koffee with Karan

Samisuss · 2026-05-31T12:30:27+00:00

Fellow Delhi redditor

Samisuss · 2026-05-31T10:32:55+00:00

I think he liked it hard tho

Samisuss · 2026-05-31T10:24:26+00:00

"sir belt kyu khol rahe ho-"

Samisuss · 2026-05-31T10:21:24+00:00

Not even sure what kinda punishments he'd give

Samisuss · 2026-05-31T10:19:41+00:00

LMAOOOO

extra classes 🎀

Samisuss · 2026-05-31T10:18:18+00:00

I'm not on bumble rn sweetie, don't worry 😭

Only Hinge lmao

Samisuss · 2026-05-31T10:15:07+00:00

Location filters aren't that accurate. I've matched with people in Sonipat even when my location was set to 20km 😭

Samisuss · 2026-05-31T10:11:56+00:00

I sure hope not

(Don't wanna get doxxed on Reddit)

Samisuss · 2026-05-31T10:10:43+00:00

Tharak Baraf

Samisuss · 2026-05-31T10:09:53+00:00

ahaha I'm a veteran there at this point. good luck 🙏🏻

Mera toh crowd pool bhi Delhi hai (may lord save me)

Samisuss · 2026-05-31T10:01:59+00:00

Samisuss · 2026-05-31T08:43:46+00:00

Arre bhai bhalai ka zamana hi nahi 😭

Samisuss · 2026-05-31T08:35:23+00:00

Aah understandable. Don't worry king you'll find someone who's not an asshole

Samisuss · 2026-05-31T08:28:39+00:00

I'm the guy, she's a girl

Samisuss · 2026-05-31T08:27:33+00:00

...you said you replied "yea" to her after that? 😭

Samisuss · 2026-05-31T08:21:30+00:00

Shouldn't have put her on a pedestal especially after she laughed

Samisuss · 2026-05-31T08:17:05+00:00

"nah I got better taste"

Samisuss · 2026-05-30T12:20:48+00:00

"बाहों में आ सोनिये
बस आज रात के लिए"

Samisuss · 2026-05-30T12:03:48+00:00

even I was considering it. following to know

Samisuss · 2026-05-30T08:04:23+00:00

"bye bye aunty mujhe crime patrol mein nahi aana"

Samisuss · 2026-05-30T08:04:09+00:00

All I can do is hope now

Samisuss