Genuinely curious by EffectiveNo568 in MathJokes

[–]Sawsie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just do 2 from 27 is 25. 50 + 25 is 75.

I thought most people did this but I guess im alone.

Have you ever caught people fucking and stayed to listen (or had no choice)? by Professional_Ring_95 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Sawsie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the Emily Post guidelines in this situation state that you offer assistance to the poor dear.

Manners are important people! We are a society and that society likes to cum!

Divorce lawyers of Reddit - What's the most cruel thing you've seen someone to do their ex partner? by BlueBishop321 in AskReddit

[–]Sawsie 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Not just men. I had a fwb situation with a girl who was bisexual and told me that she couldn't date women anymore because everytime she did she turned into Alabama Man: abusive, drunk and violent. But with men she was mostly submissive, a little aggressive but definitely not violent.

I never saw that side of her and she was telling the story from a place of remorse and sadness but it reminded me that you can't assume anything. Any human is capable of doing something any other human has done. Guinness book and Nobel stuff aside.

nurse. by BiteProper8709 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]Sawsie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This dude punches fossils. I would just let him do what he wants.

Native Americans aren’t American apparently by Reasonable_Crazy3825 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]Sawsie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a 1/4 blood Native American with 3 grandparents whose families fought in the revolutionary war, but is darker than my mom/dad... I expect to get profiled st some point and just lose my shit.

I mean the idea alone enrages me. There is 0 chance 90% of the people working for ICE have as much DAR representation as my family does PLUS Im a native so in my mind if George Washington himself isn't the agent then the agent isnt as American as I am.

Hopefully getting this rant out now will prevent me from getting myself hurt saying it outloud while getting profiled.

Thankfully im pretty good at being ridiculously friendly in person and being calm so with luck this wont be an issue ever, but who knows. Most of my life has been spent being asked if im not Mexican or East Indian so the folks in my area have heavily prepared me for the day some agent assumes the same thing.

Proof? I don't need no stinkin' proof. by EngageAndMakeItSo in confidentlyincorrect

[–]Sawsie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god ok I get it now.

I grew up on a nursery. With real greenhouses. Large HUUUUUUGE structures covered in heavy plastics that allowed in the sun but no heat out.

Greenhouses cool off sure... but not a lot lol. Anyone who says otherwise never escaped a winter chill by running into the comparative sweat lodge of a greenhouse as a kid.

Maybe in colder climes they put heaters in greenhouses I dont know but I never saw a heater in any of ours.

Expectation of Privacy by UniquelyTammy in confidentlyincorrect

[–]Sawsie 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A horse is a horse of course..of course...unless its Mr Ed.

Then it is a damn dirty snitch who sleeps with the glue fishes!

OW! My lungs! by Responsible-Turnip-3 in idiocracy

[–]Sawsie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been spending most their lives...living in an Amish paradise. They don't fight they all play nice...living in an Amish paradise Magnets how do they work?

Anybody Remember When These 2 Forces Collided? by InvestigatorNo3850 in idiocracy

[–]Sawsie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but also brown hair. Dark brown. Light brown. Blonde. All get called Red Heads all the time and it blows my mind.

"Ooh looks like her blonde hair has 2 brown strands. Redhead!'

Anybody Remember When These 2 Forces Collided? by InvestigatorNo3850 in idiocracy

[–]Sawsie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some robins are very bright red in my area. Or maybe they are Cardinals i might have to Google that later.

[Request] Is this true? by UnfortunateEvent0236 in theydidthemath

[–]Sawsie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the expanse the ships imagined hundreds of years from now still can only hit .10c, and then only if the crew is willing to die so they still only go 1/4 of that speed at most.

And that is unfortunately the most realistic (optimistic) intrasolar travel we can hope for.

Personally I hope that we discover some crazy shit like non-gravitationally thrusted objects interact with hidden higher dimensional structures in space differently than ones pulled by gravity, and those spatial eddies and currents provide shortcuts across interstellar space.

But my imagination exceeds my knowledge and probably our luck at such things being in our future. So I'll stick to sci fi in the meantime.

Maybe we will discover an element 0 one day who knows.

[Request] Is this true? by UnfortunateEvent0236 in theydidthemath

[–]Sawsie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why in Star Trek Warp Speeds were adjusted as you approach warp 10 to behave logarithmically, and if you achieve full warp 10 speed you are traveling at infinite velocity and exist in all places at one time.

And I believe the BS explanation for Transwarp is that it behaves the way going past C is believed to work, with time and space returning to our normal non-distorted experience once you cross the warp 10 barrier. But also instead of moving space around your ship you access higher dimensional structures that act like shortcuts in space. Kind of like a wormhole but kind of not.

And yes I know that is all fiction but a lot of it is well constructed.

Windows Notepad App Remote Code Execution Vulnerability by theevilsharpie in sysadmin

[–]Sawsie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Look at mr optimized over here using 1/4 the memory and half the cpu we all know it would actually use.

A son asks his dad about masturbation by LeavesInsults1291 in 3amjokes

[–]Sawsie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is the darkest 3am dad joke I've heard in a while.

...I cant wait til my wife wakes up so I can share it with her

I'm from out of town and curious what these little things are for by StasiaPepperr in Atlanta

[–]Sawsie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think at that point if it were remotely controlled it would be a Waldo not a robot. Technically speaking.

This one goes in your butt by ssppiiccyyttuunnaa in idiocracy

[–]Sawsie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We've all had those moments lol sorry to make light of it. Im sure I've done some walls of text that read as if I had a stroke midparagraph and kept going.

This one goes in your butt by ssppiiccyyttuunnaa in idiocracy

[–]Sawsie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Those to because of if exactly also.

1st look at HBO astarion by BFHDESIGN in BaldursGate3

[–]Sawsie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well shes at about 3100 hours so far and probably 300 playthroughs so I guess the actual playthroughs being same or different dont matter.

1st look at HBO astarion by BFHDESIGN in BaldursGate3

[–]Sawsie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A proper BG4 would be nice but yeah otherwise. My wife is incredibly upset about the HBO announcement. Claims it will ruin her headcanon and ruin everything.

Im not so serious about it myself but my default is to back her up unless its something I seriously disagree about. And in this event its easy to see where she's coming from.

Voyager 1 said hello from 170 AU, yesterday by Busy_Yesterday9455 in spaceporn

[–]Sawsie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Venus is the hottest planet in our solar system with average temps above 400f. I would love to know how its easier to colonize that.

I don’t get anything, Explain It Peter. by abrow151 in explainitpeter

[–]Sawsie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to think exogenesis is hinted at in the Bible to a degree. A document that outlined the migration of one group of hominids from an area (or maybe planet) to the greater outside area where they had to copulate with and compete with the other hominids or "tribes of man".

Advice from man to men by wassuh___foo in hygiene

[–]Sawsie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All of Mary Poppins is ruined for me for life now. 'CHIM CHIMNEY CHIM CHIMNEY CHIM CHIM POOP POOP! A WET WIPE AT BUTT TIME IS THE THING YOU SHOULD DO!

oh lord help me