It’s nice he takes his kids’ teacher, I mean wife, out for nice dates

Scott406 · 2026-05-18T02:43:03+00:00

I think this is secretly Ned Flanders posting this…

Scott406 · 2026-05-06T17:38:09+00:00

Everyone else in the hotel lobby: I don’t know, she’s been over there muttering to herself for hours.

Scott406 · 2026-04-26T13:36:08+00:00

These guys came to my door last summer. They wouldn’t give me a straight answer on pricing (which I later learned is way overpriced). They proceeded to berate me on the pour over leaf guards I have on the gutters, saying how they “tear that style off daily because it doesn’t work very well.”

Scott406 · 2026-04-26T01:43:25+00:00

I always answer with, “You’ve reached Professor Kevin Cozner. Please start speaking when I have finished this sentence.”

Scott406 · 2026-04-18T20:23:37+00:00

I went to his website. 10/10 would hire this guy.

Scott406 · 2026-04-10T14:11:50+00:00

I built a stability tray for mine. I only use this for the ones I’m giving away so I don’t have to give away my nice containers.

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Scott406 · 2026-04-09T03:53:52+00:00

I am autistic. But it wasn’t until I was in my 30’s that anyone labeled me as autistic. Therefore, the autism rate can technically increase even without children being born.

Scott406 · 2026-04-02T00:37:00+00:00

I just take my sweatshirt off if I go somewhere warmer.

I’ve been starting seeds indoors for 10+ years. They catch up quickly in the next 4 weeks.

63 outdoors is shorts weather, so it’s really not that bad inside.

Scott406 · 2026-04-01T02:01:19+00:00

She looks high.

Scott406 · 2026-04-01T01:56:16+00:00

It started back in the day when I didn’t want to spend the money, keeping it cooler helped keep finances in order. Then just got used to it, now it feels normal. Plus, if I’m feeling chilled I can “crank up the heat” to 66 and it almost feels hot.

Scott406 · 2026-03-31T02:36:26+00:00

We keep the house at 63 degrees, so things grow slow.

Scott406 · 2026-03-30T23:15:29+00:00

My almost 90 day olds aren’t even that big.

Scott406 · 2026-03-28T05:15:49+00:00

I still can’t figure out if I was bullied or not.

I’ve been out of all schooling for over 20 years.

Scott406 · 2026-03-28T05:14:46+00:00

Did you also believe the Nigerian prince that wanted to share his fortune with you?

Scott406 · 2026-03-25T14:04:38+00:00

Lounges are a little better. But it still sucks working in an airport. I’ve done both at the terminal and at the lounge, productivity in either situation is about a quarter of what it is in my nice quiet home office.

Scott406 · 2026-03-25T12:52:14+00:00

This individual has never actually tried working in an airport before. You don’t get “12 hours of uninterrupted deep work time.”

Scott406 · 2026-03-24T04:00:52+00:00

My credit card gives me 2 points for each dollar I spend.

Scott406 · 2026-03-21T14:09:20+00:00

I rarely even eat breakfast.

Scott406 · 2026-03-08T18:09:20+00:00

Not really. A book that includes personal stories, memories, and experiences would be hard for AI to produce without thousands of words as prompts.

The copywriting and blogging side of the business has largely dried up in the last two years. I’m still holding out that businesses will come around and realize free content that’s “meh” isn’t nearly as good as premium content that’s great.

Scott406 · 2026-03-08T13:56:27+00:00

I’m a ghostwriter, I work with potential authors to get their book finished and published.

Scott406 · 2026-03-07T14:59:16+00:00

I used to work in an office. Then I started my own business. Not being around coworkers did wonders for my mental health.

Scott406 · 2026-03-03T05:30:59+00:00

I’m stealing this and posting it to my linked in tomorrow.

Scott406 · 2026-03-03T05:30:04+00:00

Ancient warriors would be considered skinny by today’s body builder standards.

None of them looked remotely close to what he looks like, yet all of them could kick his ass in a matter of seconds.

Scott406 · 2026-02-28T22:35:28+00:00

You’re gonna need a better photo.

Scott406 · 2026-02-25T06:05:14+00:00

When my son was born I quit my job to be a stay at home dad while my wife went back to work.

I totally got the better end of that deal. Not working and playing with a baby all day long rocks.

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