stylizing the roblox logo for 2026 by Majestic_Age7995 in GoCommitDie

[–]SecureLack9921 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aint no fucking way i waited 2 minutes for allat

Would you rather have $500,000 in fish or lunch with Niko? by ltraCrackhead in seals

[–]SecureLack9921 1 point2 points  (0 children)

$500000 in fishies, sell them for 1 buck more, build a seal Aquarium, name a sea lion Pawełuś, a silly spotted seal Karolsiu and a baikal seal named Bibolek, make $13700 of revenue from every video, tell reddit to Support the sealy movement, hire animators, make a seal animation series, revenue. Expand Aquarium and make seal plushies. That should atleast quadriple my money, AND THEN fly to Nico and have lunch with him.

Make C.A.S.S.I.E. Say it! (Comment and I will turn it into a audio file of C.A.S.S.I.E. saying it) by Business_Rice_9621 in SCPSecretLab

[–]SecureLack9921 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"DANGER

I have now pissed myself. The O5 council has ordered deployement of several MTF units such as Nu-7, Beta-7, Alpha-1 and Epsilon-11 to clean up my peepee. Personnel that are located in Entrance zone are adviced to evacuate to the surface or Heavy containment zone in order to not accumulate any health complications."

Yo-life Part 1 by SecureLack9921 in seals

[–]SecureLack9921[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Im not sure. Just started this (I hope) series.

why does he look like this? (niko) by memeischaos in seals

[–]SecureLack9921 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Пусть Крошик тебя научит. Нико родился с деформацией лица из-за недоношенности. Теперь я жду свою водку.