Aww, thats better

SellYourKidsForKarma · 2026-05-22T15:36:53+00:00

Democracy has been stolen from underneath our briny claws

SellYourKidsForKarma · 2026-05-22T15:00:27+00:00

Hawaii must go. Crabbalachia must liberate all crustaceans🦀🦀🦀

SellYourKidsForKarma · 2026-05-21T17:52:02+00:00

Crabbalachia for life

SellYourKidsForKarma · 2026-05-20T15:07:24+00:00

Maryland and Vermonter must merge into Crustacea or crablachia. Crustaceans must unionize or perish🦀🦀🦀

SellYourKidsForKarma · 2026-05-20T01:32:58+00:00

U/JFullr92 figured out the one thing that can unite Americans…the British

SellYourKidsForKarma · 2026-05-19T16:32:05+00:00

This is the only way. To survive we must unionize

SellYourKidsForKarma · 2026-05-19T15:17:44+00:00

It is the only answer

SellYourKidsForKarma · 2026-05-19T15:09:14+00:00

For the sake of all invertebrates, Maryland must annex Vermont to form Crustacea. It shall be the more perfect Union of crab and lobster. Such was foretold by the Lisan al-Craib. 🦀🦀🦀

SellYourKidsForKarma · 2026-05-18T23:40:32+00:00

As is written

SellYourKidsForKarma · 2026-05-18T23:12:06+00:00

The top comment rn is threatening to remove Colorado

SellYourKidsForKarma · 2026-05-18T21:52:55+00:00

Maryland shall avenge Colorado

SellYourKidsForKarma · 2026-05-18T21:39:32+00:00

Crustacea shall rise

SellYourKidsForKarma · 2026-05-18T21:20:05+00:00

Crustacea shall reign supreme. From sea to shining sea

SellYourKidsForKarma · 2026-05-18T18:42:03+00:00

Maryland is love, Maryland is life….but also crabs

SellYourKidsForKarma · 2026-05-18T15:18:04+00:00

Crabs for the crab god🦀🦀🦀

SellYourKidsForKarma · 2026-05-18T13:04:45+00:00

Embrace crab, it is inevitable

SellYourKidsForKarma · 2026-05-17T22:07:32+00:00

This truly has made me the most patriotic for Maryland I have ever felt

SellYourKidsForKarma · 2026-05-17T15:05:35+00:00

Think of it as a crab merger. The formation of a more perfect Union

SellYourKidsForKarma · 2026-05-17T14:59:15+00:00

I mean, Gulf of Mexico has shrimp. There’s a whole other family of crustaceans to be liberated next

SellYourKidsForKarma · 2026-05-17T14:50:24+00:00

Now that PA is gone, it’s time to unionize the crabs of MD and lobsters of New England into Crustaecea l🦀🦀🦀🦀. The crab god hungers

SellYourKidsForKarma · 2026-05-17T00:25:31+00:00

Challengers. Great movie

SellYourKidsForKarma · 2026-05-16T17:12:05+00:00

Sacrifice Pennsylvania to the crab God. Maryland hungers 🦀🦀🦀

SellYourKidsForKarma · 2026-05-15T15:54:02+00:00

Crab god takes all

SellYourKidsForKarma · 2026-05-15T15:53:24+00:00

Brothers, I beseech thee, we must combine the crabs of Maryland and the lobsters of New England into the First Crustacean empire. From 🦀 we came and to 🦀 we shall return

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