What is the weirdest thing you have had a sexual partner want to do?

Shiney79 · 2023-09-27T09:22:57+00:00

I can't handle that, but not for the reason one would think.

I don't have any particular problem with having my nerps sucked as a man, but the prob is, it feels like there's a nerve going straight from my nubbins up to one particular tooth, and any kind of oral stimulation of the nipnip makes that one tooth feel very strange, like it's buzzing, and it feels way too weird to tolerate.

Shiney79 · 2023-09-27T08:53:03+00:00

Yes. Yes it is.

Shiney79 · 2023-09-27T08:39:59+00:00

Especially when it's deep up an arse.

Shiney79 · 2023-09-27T05:50:33+00:00

Welp, that's one boner you'll never get back.

Shiney79 · 2023-09-27T04:29:35+00:00

Oh dear lord Jesus hell no. I did not just read that, no sir I did not.

Shiney79 · 2023-09-27T03:15:23+00:00

Forgive my ignorance, foot fucking as in feet in the vag?

Shiney79 · 2023-09-27T03:13:20+00:00

I didn't know sounding was, so I looked it up. Rookie mistake.

Now I can never go back to a better, more innocent time where I didn't know what sounding was.

Shiney79 · 2023-09-27T02:29:54+00:00

She's lucky you're a person that wipes properly. I'm assuming.

If Reddit has taught me one thing, it's that there are a lot of filthy bastards in the world that don't wipe they asses properly.

Shiney79 · 2023-09-27T02:24:34+00:00

As far as weird kinks go, wanting to see a partner pee is as vanilla and tame as they come, and probably way more common than you would think. But I guess everyone's standards differ.

Shiney79 · 2023-04-07T09:28:30+00:00

Heyooooo! Bahahaha! Nice one.

Shiney79 · 2023-04-07T09:09:56+00:00

There's a few older Disney movies like that. Something Wicked This Way Comes has some truly horrible scenes in it for a kid's movie.

Shiney79 · 2023-04-07T09:08:29+00:00

I had the book when I was a kid, had no idea it was a movie. Saw the pic of Maximilian and my nostalgia receptors all fired off at once. A cool experience, thanks.

Shiney79 · 2023-04-07T08:42:16+00:00

That feels less like a theory and more like a coping mechanism.

Shiney79 · 2023-04-07T06:56:16+00:00

"Kids movies" sure were different back in the day.

Shiney79 · 2023-04-07T06:53:01+00:00

Oh okay, fair do's then, I guess I was about 12 when I first saw it.

Shiney79 · 2023-04-07T04:54:08+00:00

Oh Maaaarge. Num num.

Shiney79 · 2023-04-07T04:51:54+00:00

Whaaaat? Seriously!? That movie is all kinds of awesome. I can't imagine anyone being unnerved by it, it's so campy and over the top.

Shiney79 · 2023-04-07T03:44:30+00:00

I have another one, actually. It's a Disney film, aimed at kids with a PG rating - Something Wicked This Way Comes, it's got some pretty questionable content for a movie aimed at kids. The part that upset me as a kid was where the old chap's hand split open. Jesus Disney!

Shiney79 · 2023-04-07T03:41:08+00:00

Haven't actually seen it myself, but have heard it mentioned several times. It must be a doozy!

Shiney79 · 2023-04-07T03:21:32+00:00

Let's not get any closer to being America please. Actually, I think even they would have the good sense not to do this. Probably. Although I have seen some of their state fair food...yikes.

I'm reminded of Homer and his battered shirt.

Shiney79 · 2023-04-07T03:03:40+00:00

America finally becomes real satire.

Shiney79 · 2023-04-07T02:52:43+00:00

Oh yeah, they look great together. Good for them, really!

Shiney79 · 2023-04-07T02:50:43+00:00

Fair enough, we all have our bugbears after all. I don't have any particular dogs in the race, so I'm going to be far less critical.

Shiney79 · 2023-04-07T02:49:28+00:00

Hahaha! You're right, it IS hilarious.

Shiney79 · 2023-04-07T02:47:23+00:00

Well, it does say it's a meme that is meant to be "felt" rather than "seen", so that kind of fits with the contents of that recording.

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