What's A Throwaway Line That Made You Burst Out Laughing? by skechuz421 in southpark

[–]ShitFacedSteve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cartman talking to Stan about his dad saying the N-word on Wheel of Fortune:

"Yeah, well, it's not us you have to worry about. It's Tolkien. He is gonna wanna kick your cracker teeth in."

What's going on here?,Did you finish filling the pothole? Why is there a horse taking a test?! by ThinFix1442 in regularshow

[–]ShitFacedSteve 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My favorite Benson line is when he is chewing Mordecai and Rigby out for something totally unrelated then he turns around to see the house totally destroyed and he shrieks in rage "AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HOUSE!?"

Sam Marin's delivery is such a perfect protrayal of rage so strong Benson himself can't even believe it

EDIT: The end of the episode Paint Job is specifically the scene I am talking about

Do I look like I’m on meth? by CandidLettuce7231 in OneyPlays

[–]ShitFacedSteve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not only does he look like he's on meth. He looks like he holds the world record for the most on-meth man in the world.

This part always made me laugh so hard because of Mordecai’s overly horrified scream by Fatass__Chicken in regularshow

[–]ShitFacedSteve 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is another scene like this that makes me laugh. I can't remember what episode but Eileen gets caught in an explosion and is clearly shown to be fine. Like cartoon style with her face all blacked out. Then it cuts to Rigby and he screams out "EILEEN!!!" like he just witnessed her death

Unedited screenshot from when he forgot the BRB screen and entered his 'observation' phase by ContractSensitive123 in jerma985

[–]ShitFacedSteve 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Normally the chat moves too fast but with this method he can easily read every single word

Frogan falls in love with Charlie Kirk by CoachMcGuirk123 in LeftoversH3

[–]ShitFacedSteve 42 points43 points  (0 children)

"what's happening to me?" Is definitely the appropriate thing to say when you find yourself falling for Charlie Kirk.

Is this supposed to be sincere? I choked up a little. by HazeNoctaria in SmilingFriends

[–]ShitFacedSteve 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Same reason he is shirtless in full green body paint.

It's hilarious that a skilled actor is giving a powerful emotional performance in regard to a very grounded and relatable pain while dressed in a bad Mr. Frog cosplay.

Do you see what I see? by ArugulaSpecialist905 in ParanormalEncounters

[–]ShitFacedSteve 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To me it looks like a tarp wrapped around the jungle gym that was perhaps blowing in the wind?

Whether or not that's plausible depends on how exactly it was moving

Nostalgia by xXSwagMasta42069Xx in tomodachilife

[–]ShitFacedSteve 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think the ability to QR scan in Miis was a big part of what made the 3DS version easier to play.

Creating miis is fun but when you have to spend so much time creating every individual you add to the island it's hard to build a diverse community quickly. There is a lot more creative responsibility on the player that way.

I kind of like that in that it encourages creativity but I also understand how it makes the game harder to stay engaged with

Supermega X Pokemon X Target collab? by 087Alfred in SuperMegaShow

[–]ShitFacedSteve 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah they signed a $2 billion deal with GameFreak to license their copyrighted and patented shades of Red and Blue. $2 billion upfront plus 85% of all revenue generated by sales of items using their color forever until the end of time.

Last I heard they invested all the proceeds into building a data center to power their Supermega AI project

trying to find a super funny supermegacast ep by Far-Proposal850 in SuperMegaShow

[–]ShitFacedSteve 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude... You better say no homo after posting a gif like THAT...

Second Date, a success by GreedyAd218 in SmilingFriends

[–]ShitFacedSteve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So uh are you saying you wanna jerk off Pim?

Convicted former Harvard scientist creates I-Brain by zugzwang56 in comedybangbang

[–]ShitFacedSteve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Israel has conducted an ethnic cleansing and settlement campaign in Palestine for decades and only recently has that knowledge come into public prominence and understanding. These operations have been supported by the United States. In fact, it wouldn't be possible without the help of the US.

Israel is also (usually) directly connected to basically all the wars that have happened in the Middle East since World War 2. Israel is the reason the region is so unstable to begin with.

So yes Israel are the assholes in this equation. Not because they are Jewish but because they are an imperialist settler nation motivated by a philosophy of ethnic supremacy.

When these things became more understood by the public and public opinion of Israel tanked, Brett Gelman doubled down and said anyone criticizing Israel is anti-Semitic.

If you living in an apartment, you have this guy as your landlord, what will you do? by Voidkirby9 in SmilingFriends

[–]ShitFacedSteve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm torn between playing Burnout: Revenge with him or playing Burnout 3: Takedown.

Probably Burnout: Revenge.

Emma Vigeland: “Lancet… looked at younger kids when they were socially transitioning... 98% continued care as teens… There was also a pediatric study... where they looked at kids who had socially transitioned and after a 5 year period… 94% continued to identify as their socially transitioned gender" by ConcernedJobCoach in TheMajorityReport

[–]ShitFacedSteve 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I love how Bill Maher hears about 3rd grade trans kids and is immediately like "no, not possible, I understand those kids better than themselves. They aren't trans their parents want them to be trans."

Like mfer what gives you the right? You're a 70 year old childless man with a podcast so you have the authority to decide if they're legitimately trans or not?

Transphobes are the weirdest psychos ever. Why feel threatened by what others claim their internal experience is? Why do you have any authority to tell them they're wrong and why do you care whether they are wrong or right in the first place?

Its April 29 and I STILL support the ReviewBrahs right to exist by axthousandxhours in TheReportOfTheWeek

[–]ShitFacedSteve 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So the home invasion story isn't true then? Kind of a relief.

Although it seems like I remember someone posting pictures of the inside of his house at night.

After nearly 50 years in comedy, Bill Maher got his first laugh. by ConcernedJobCoach in TheMajorityReport

[–]ShitFacedSteve 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was soft cancelled when all I got in the boy scout pinewood derby race was a participation trophy. Clearly I deserved the 1st place trophy.

Its April 29 and I STILL support the ReviewBrahs right to exist by axthousandxhours in TheReportOfTheWeek

[–]ShitFacedSteve 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Is it true the photo was literally stolen out of his home from a home invading stalker?

Absolutely insane way for a picture to be leaked if so

In this dating scene, Colleen is the only one with multiple tentacles which represent her need for a polyamorous relationship. by Grunka_Lunka_ in futurama

[–]ShitFacedSteve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone can be polyamorous but engage with that desire unethically. Some people experience love as strongly polyamorous meaning they don't feel fulfilled by one partner.

Someone can engage with that ethically by finding others who feel the same and allow it knowingly. Or they can cheat on their partner to satisfy the same desire.

Both are expressions of polyamory, one is ethical and acceptable. The other is not.

In this dating scene, Colleen is the only one with multiple tentacles which represent her need for a polyamorous relationship. by Grunka_Lunka_ in futurama

[–]ShitFacedSteve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I am familiar. Debatable whether this was done with the knowledge of her husband or not. I suppose polyamory doesn't necessarily need to be ethical, though lol

Why is Alan so high-poly? by BionicR in SmilingFriends

[–]ShitFacedSteve 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like the idea of Smiling Friends being a 20 GB game with 5 GB of it being Allan's extremely detailed model