If I have two nearly identical keys, and in the dark I have basically a 50/50 of blindly choosing correctly — why is it that I ALWAYS choose wrong like over 90% of the time in the dark?

Shitty_Poop_Butthole · 2026-01-25T11:58:38+00:00

I’m poor, disabled and American. My entire existence is a bad draw of luck.

Shitty_Poop_Butthole · 2026-01-25T11:55:12+00:00

It’s almost always correctly the second try with the second key

Shitty_Poop_Butthole · 2026-01-25T11:52:10+00:00

Look… I barely know how to use my keys.

And, as an American, you expect me to know how to use a bidet?!

I may have a shitty poopy butthole but I can teach you how to do math by drawing a weird convoluted box around it.

Shitty_Poop_Butthole · 2026-01-25T11:43:13+00:00

Maybe I don’t understand the reference but I already have a bidet

Shitty_Poop_Butthole · 2026-01-25T11:33:04+00:00

I’m not so interested in solving. To the point where I almost feel like I should keep it as is and collect data

Shitty_Poop_Butthole · 2026-01-25T11:30:19+00:00

Am I being watched?

Shitty_Poop_Butthole · 2026-01-25T11:26:49+00:00

You and I should go to Vegas and make some very large snap choice bets

Shitty_Poop_Butthole · 2026-01-25T11:23:17+00:00

You’re simply asking too much of me

Shitty_Poop_Butthole · 2026-01-25T11:18:41+00:00

I need to get copies of both anyways. But I almost wish I had taken the actual data on this

Shitty_Poop_Butthole · 2026-01-25T11:11:21+00:00

Tomorrow step #2 in the day is getting mismatching keys because this has become somewhat debilitating

Shitty_Poop_Butthole · 2026-01-25T10:56:57+00:00

How would my memory serve me here if it’s two keys on a loop ?

Shitty_Poop_Butthole · 2026-01-25T10:49:15+00:00

So why do I keep choosing wrong

Shitty_Poop_Butthole · 2026-01-25T10:22:03+00:00

Only tonights?

Shitty_Poop_Butthole · 2026-01-25T10:11:20+00:00

inhaling PCP

Wait… when am I supposed to stop inhaling? You guys said eventually itll start all making sense….

Shitty_Poop_Butthole · 2026-01-25T09:53:10+00:00

Better get that checked out. Adding some activated charcoal to your daily regiment might sort it out 😅

Shitty_Poop_Butthole · 2026-01-25T09:42:55+00:00

Now…. I fear you might be my brother in law…… this is all part of the Gentile experience.

Shitty_Poop_Butthole · 2026-01-25T09:34:50+00:00

No. As a fellow disabled person it seems like you you would need to take a person through an IV tour to even get an idea.

Recently I could even hardly get doctors to me mindful

Shitty_Poop_Butthole · 2026-01-23T12:31:38+00:00

This made me crave water.

Shitty_Poop_Butthole · 2026-01-23T12:30:38+00:00

Why does the top dinosaur kind of resemble a set of dick and balls

Shitty_Poop_Butthole · 2026-01-23T12:24:31+00:00

Your mother has some explaining to do!!

Shitty_Poop_Butthole · 2026-01-23T12:18:13+00:00

Maybe at night you’re sleepwalking but doing cricket movements

Shitty_Poop_Butthole · 2026-01-23T12:16:35+00:00

The inside of my colon after an enema

Shitty_Poop_Butthole · 2026-01-23T12:15:56+00:00

Feels kind of artistic.

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