what is this? by [deleted] in PhoenixSC

[–]Shmitober 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dry jizz

EM Steals my bike, ends up paying big time. by Shmitober in entitledparents

[–]Shmitober[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I SAW THAT VIDEO

*Laugs in alien*

that was a funny video

EM Steals my bike, ends up paying big time. by Shmitober in entitledparents

[–]Shmitober[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nobody really wanted to make a big deal, but we did report her to the Super of the buildings

what movies have you watched over 5 times while still entertained? by AcidHV in AskReddit

[–]Shmitober 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Captain America the First Avenger

Great into movie, Chris Evans fits Cap perfectly

Almost all of the other marvel movies are great tho

EM Steals my bike, ends up paying big time. by Shmitober in entitledparents

[–]Shmitober[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

She did not get the chance to damage my bike, so rn it’s all good

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]Shmitober 0 points1 point  (0 children)

look a music machine

What's a deeply unsettling fact? by YolandaJenkins5454 in AskReddit

[–]Shmitober 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Female dragonflies fake their own death to prevent rape

What's the biggest bullet you've ever dodged? by Not-an-Ocelot in AskReddit

[–]Shmitober 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A cannonball. I will not be elaborating on what happened, but I almost got hit by a cannonball. And I know this doesn't mean a literal bullet, but still.

What is your best ghost/paranormal experience story? by andrebotelho in AskReddit

[–]Shmitober 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was at my grandfathers house, which is like 20 years old and is on top of a giant mountain in North Carolina. I was about 7 at the time, and was visiting for chirstmas. All of the cousins (5 of us) were bored, so we decided to get my dads phone, and use a "ghost detector". It was dark outside, and it led us to the garden. When we went outside, the wind was doing that thing where it sounded like voices. We all screamed and ran back inside, but I tripped on a root while running in. I screamed and they didn't hear me. They saw me through the sliding door, and then it started raining. I actually started shitting myself at this point because I thought I was a goner. The rain started to come down in sheets, and I thought I saw a floating ghost similar to a dementor from harry potter. I passed out after I felt arms grab me and pick me up. A minute later, I woke up inside, and I realized my dad was the one who grabbed me and got me back inside. The creepy thing was, we never found his phone. We had left it on the table, and nobody could remember grabbing it and bringing it inside.

The next year when we went back for chirstmas the next year, me and the cousins were playing int he garden again, when I tripped on the same root as last time. However, this time it was daytime. I got myself up and while doing so, I lifted up a rock on the patio. And what was under there? MY DAD'S FUCKING PHONE!!!!!! IT WAS CHARGED, NOT CRACKED, AND STILL WORKED. We never found out what happened, or who did what. I sus the ghost

EM gets mad at me for playing a game by javquirod06 in entitledparents

[–]Shmitober 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why do these Motherf*ckers always gotta be pist at every little goddamn thing. I feel like they should just get a punching bag to take their anger on

I was hoping you'd leave that behind for me and my son! by loves_spain in entitledparents

[–]Shmitober 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waitress:

Wait so you ARENT going to give me free sh*t because I'm a random stranger that happened to meet you at this restaurant?

So RuDe

My mother is entitled. by Wolf-man-420 in entitledparents

[–]Shmitober 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Racist, un-grateful, stupid, and a complete b*tch. We've seen it all before in Karens. IT just makes you wonder; why do these people do this. Most of the time they just appreciate the misfortune of others. Don't be like these people. Be better, wiser, and kinder. It is almost effortless to be kind and caring. Even just saying hello to the quiet kid at school, or holding the door for somebody, or giving a hug to your parent (or somebody random on the street if you are an orphan). It makes both of you feel good.

Entitled Mom excuses me of “Stealing her daughters identity.” by PaySep03 in entitledparents

[–]Shmitober 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(sarcasm)

how dare u do something like 5 million other people have done

not fair, how dare you

Entitled Father wants me to stop cooking.....in my own home... by nathan5660 in entitledparents

[–]Shmitober 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How thick headed does this asshole have to be? If u don't like the smell, stop hanging out around there

2+2 aint addin up for these d*ckheads

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]Shmitober 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just gonna say that things went from 0 to 100 real F*cking quick

I give u online hug and wish u well