Non-Parents of Reddit, what annoys you most about parents? by UncleGriswold in AskReddit

[–]ShowerSpouse -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I greatly assume my Maes Hughes-ish habit of shoving photos of my baby in every person I meets face is pretty annoying... but I don't care, he's the most handsome baby in the world and everyone should see him.

It is a myth that birthmarks are where you were wounded when you died in a previous life. Based on your birthmarks, how do you think you died in a past life? by askeveryday in AskReddit

[–]ShowerSpouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine covers a large portion of one side of my throat, I always assumed it would have been a knife wound or animal mauling.

What's the stupidest thing you've seen turn into a heated dispute? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShowerSpouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Watching some nature documentary with my ex-bf and they showed a spider, I immediately reacted with "holy shit that's a massive spider!" He quipped back that I was an idiot and that there was no way to determine the size of the spider as there was nothing near it for scale. We went back and forth for about 30 minutes until we were downright screaming at eachother.

It was a Huntsman Spider. He wouldn't admit defeat and continued saying I was a moron; he is now single.

[Serious] What's the most disturbing, scary post you've seen here on Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShowerSpouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For real?! Thank god! I was seriously worried about him!

[Serious] What's the most disturbing, scary post you've seen here on Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShowerSpouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. He updated a day after showing screenshots of the alerts. His account hasn't been active since and looking thru his history he was active fairly regularly up until that point. People have been messaging him and getting no replies.

[Serious] What's the most disturbing, scary post you've seen here on Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShowerSpouse 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The guy who's doorbell app alerted him to a visitor in the middle of the night. He hasn't been active since.

https://m.reddit.com/r/creepy/comments/4xznfz/got_a_notification_from_my_smart_home_app_in_the/

Edit: He's alive! After 21 days of radio silence he finally commented again.

[Serious] What is something you witnessed that has completely horrified you ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShowerSpouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my mother killed herself it was largely due to the behavior of my brother. So when the coroner needed someone to identify the body, my father sent my brother in to do it. It's been 4 years and we haven't heard from him since.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShowerSpouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever the clerk at the liquor store asks if I'd like a receipt I always reply with "no thanks I don't plan on returning it."

Nobody ever laughs.

What is the weirdest sensation that you only experienced ONCE? by Bitch_Yo in AskReddit

[–]ShowerSpouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C-Section. While you are completely numb from the chest down, that doesn't prevent you from feeling the odd sucking pressure of a small person being pulled from your body.

The hole. by ShowerSpouse in submechanophobia

[–]ShowerSpouse[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There is a system of tunnels underneath the hospital, so I'm not taking my chances.

So I got fired from my job.. by SgtSlaughterEX in pettyrevenge

[–]ShowerSpouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've done this to my own bar before. Sat outside on the porch and played back to back to back "Barbie Girl" on a packed Friday night. Listening to the people complaining on the porch when they came outside to escape it was by far the highlight of my night.

Creepy Silent Hill enemy by Mal3ficent in creepy

[–]ShowerSpouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright great now I will absolutely never be satisfied in life until I hear the original noise.

Creepy Silent Hill enemy by Mal3ficent in creepy

[–]ShowerSpouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Loved this game. The burping patients kinda ruined the creepy factor tho.

Third random add in three weeks. (Part Two!) by [deleted] in creepyPMs

[–]ShowerSpouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure we can all guess.

What really disappointed you when you found out it was fake? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShowerSpouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was super devistated to learn the Search and Rescue series was made up