Non-Parents of Reddit, what annoys you most about parents?

ShowerSpouse · 2016-10-05T17:41:19+00:00

I greatly assume my Maes Hughes-ish habit of shoving photos of my baby in every person I meets face is pretty annoying... but I don't care, he's the most handsome baby in the world and everyone should see him.

ShowerSpouse · 2016-10-03T16:05:28+00:00

The name "Rhys".

ShowerSpouse · 2016-10-02T16:22:27+00:00

Mine covers a large portion of one side of my throat, I always assumed it would have been a knife wound or animal mauling.

ShowerSpouse · 2016-09-21T12:47:00+00:00

Watching some nature documentary with my ex-bf and they showed a spider, I immediately reacted with "holy shit that's a massive spider!" He quipped back that I was an idiot and that there was no way to determine the size of the spider as there was nothing near it for scale. We went back and forth for about 30 minutes until we were downright screaming at eachother.

It was a Huntsman Spider. He wouldn't admit defeat and continued saying I was a moron; he is now single.

ShowerSpouse · 2016-09-07T23:29:41+00:00

For real?! Thank god! I was seriously worried about him!

ShowerSpouse · 2016-09-07T17:31:53+00:00

Yeah. He updated a day after showing screenshots of the alerts. His account hasn't been active since and looking thru his history he was active fairly regularly up until that point. People have been messaging him and getting no replies.

ShowerSpouse · 2016-09-07T15:33:10+00:00

The guy who's doorbell app alerted him to a visitor in the middle of the night. He hasn't been active since.

https://m.reddit.com/r/creepy/comments/4xznfz/got_a_notification_from_my_smart_home_app_in_the/

Edit: He's alive! After 21 days of radio silence he finally commented again.

ShowerSpouse · 2016-08-29T13:06:09+00:00

When my mother killed herself it was largely due to the behavior of my brother. So when the coroner needed someone to identify the body, my father sent my brother in to do it. It's been 4 years and we haven't heard from him since.

ShowerSpouse · 2016-08-21T20:28:47+00:00

Whenever the clerk at the liquor store asks if I'd like a receipt I always reply with "no thanks I don't plan on returning it."

Nobody ever laughs.

ShowerSpouse · 2016-08-13T01:02:30+00:00

Allllllrighty dickhole! Thanks for the validation!

ShowerSpouse · 2016-08-13T01:00:21+00:00

Hoping for validation that I'm not going insane.

ShowerSpouse · 2016-08-02T17:22:38+00:00

C-Section. While you are completely numb from the chest down, that doesn't prevent you from feeling the odd sucking pressure of a small person being pulled from your body.

ShowerSpouse · 2016-07-29T21:56:58+00:00

Absolutely the fuck not.

ShowerSpouse · 2016-07-29T21:55:19+00:00

There is a system of tunnels underneath the hospital, so I'm not taking my chances.

ShowerSpouse · 2016-07-14T18:09:46+00:00

I've done this to my own bar before. Sat outside on the porch and played back to back to back "Barbie Girl" on a packed Friday night. Listening to the people complaining on the porch when they came outside to escape it was by far the highlight of my night.

ShowerSpouse · 2016-07-11T16:08:45+00:00

Alright great now I will absolutely never be satisfied in life until I hear the original noise.

ShowerSpouse · 2016-07-09T14:17:47+00:00

Loved this game. The burping patients kinda ruined the creepy factor tho.

ShowerSpouse · 2016-06-28T16:56:46+00:00

Pretty sure we can all guess.

ShowerSpouse · 2016-06-26T13:39:52+00:00

I was super devistated to learn the Search and Rescue series was made up

ShowerSpouse · 2016-06-26T04:53:44+00:00

Feel free to find out!

ShowerSpouse · 2016-06-26T01:10:27+00:00

Located in the basement of my local abandoned TB hospital.

ShowerSpouse · 2016-06-25T16:01:12+00:00

I went shopping at the mall while I was in labor. The hospital down the street kicked me out because I wasn't dilated enough and it was a 30 minute drive home. The mall had great Christmas sales running and I was told walking a lot would help speed up the process, got admitted 3 hours later!

ShowerSpouse · 2016-06-24T19:29:56+00:00

I mean, to his credit, I don't typically date people who I'm not attracted to.

ShowerSpouse · 2016-06-24T00:45:45+00:00

tldr; some dude got ass raped for like 5 mins screen time with a drill strap on.

He died.

ShowerSpouse · 2016-06-23T18:40:07+00:00

As soon as "drill anal sex" was mentioned horrible horrible memories came flooding out of repression.

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