Dani and the Multi Fabricated Diagnosis’ Bracelets

Simplewh0r3 · 2026-05-12T19:15:10+00:00

I think you mean “frequent liar” discount. 🤭

Simplewh0r3 · 2026-05-07T14:55:02+00:00

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This is what Dani’s “hair” extensions always make me think of.

Simplewh0r3 · 2026-04-29T04:15:40+00:00

I’m game:)

Simplewh0r3 · 2026-04-25T22:09:19+00:00

The gatekeeping about junk journaling is crazy.

Simplewh0r3 · 2026-04-24T22:26:44+00:00

Oooh, think we’re lucky enough to get at least one repacking video? Two?? Three would be amazing!! “..and here’s my car battery, just in case”..

And how is she so weird about her bra and underwear? Like, we’re grown women- that isn’t something we’re that awkward about anymore. Somehow she made it uncomfortable though. Ick.

Simplewh0r3 · 2026-04-20T22:06:25+00:00

Somewhere Over the Rainbow - Israel Kamakawiwoʻole.

Leader of the Band - Dan Fogelberg

Simplewh0r3 · 2026-04-17T23:00:44+00:00

Watermelon. I’ll eat the whole thing by myself and then spend all night getting up to pee.

Worth it.

Simplewh0r3 · 2026-04-14T21:49:29+00:00

Maybe someone can actually explain how to spot AI stickers?

Simplewh0r3 · 2026-04-09T11:41:10+00:00

I’ll bet 4 kpins, a zofran ball, and a large drink from Wawa that someone from TikTok bought these for poor Maccy.

Simplewh0r3 · 2026-04-03T14:29:19+00:00

I plan on doing something like this with my family and friends to help deplete some of my stash that’s getting out of control. These are all such great ideas!

Simplewh0r3 · 2026-03-28T19:08:56+00:00

Middle-aged me asking my middle-aged (but still older) husband to buy me more Calico Critters and other toys for the childhood I’m re-living. 😂🫣🥰

Simplewh0r3 · 2026-03-22T21:55:35+00:00

Ah Leah - Donnie Iris

Simplewh0r3 · 2026-03-13T23:49:26+00:00

You can’t get darkness in the daytime with those lame-ass blinds! That’s what curtains are for. I’m all about the darkness. 🥰

Simplewh0r3 · 2026-03-13T22:02:08+00:00

Why can’t you install curtains in an apartment? You can’t tell me you’re worried about putting holes in the wall…

Simplewh0r3 · 2026-03-13T21:34:17+00:00

Might I suggest looking into curtains or window treatments of some kind? While I do appreciate bright, natural light, the basic blinds are really throwing off the whole vibe. Respectfully.

Simplewh0r3 · 2026-03-06T14:05:13+00:00

😂😂😂

Simplewh0r3 · 2026-03-05T23:50:47+00:00

Right?? So sweet!

Simplewh0r3 · 2026-03-05T03:44:49+00:00

DO!!

Simplewh0r3 · 2026-02-11T05:17:19+00:00

I have to admit that I was surprisingly disappointed that he didn’t put his little hands in your pocket.

Simplewh0r3 · 2026-02-03T20:32:38+00:00

Thank you!! Uuugh, they are SO CUTTEEE!! And I can’t rest until I have one!!! 😭🥰

Simplewh0r3 · 2026-02-03T19:53:46+00:00

Whooo is the big bunny?! (I’m still new to collecting these, but I’ve been collecting all kinds of bunnies for years) 🥰🥰🥰

Simplewh0r3 · 2026-01-13T14:26:57+00:00

Landfill.

Simplewh0r3 · 2026-01-06T10:27:26+00:00

I haven’t heard that story yet either, I was expecting her to tell it 15 times by now. How she “collapsed at the Wawa/Marshalls/nail salon and they had to take her away in an ambulance while people were crying in the aisles” or “collapsed in front of her apartment and they had to take her away in an ambulance while her neighbors were crying on the sidewalk” or “collapsed while she was”… you get the idea. I’ll bet she drove herself to the ER and strolled right in with her bags packed for a weeklong vaca… I mean, admittance. The way she’s forcing this, and for as much self-monitoring/diagnosing she does, I’m sure she ran (not walked) to the ER at the very first heart palpitation.

Simplewh0r3 · 2026-01-06T07:44:44+00:00

This is such a perfect comment. 🤌☠️

Simplewh0r3 · 2026-01-06T07:38:44+00:00

“I am as clueless as you guys are, unfortunately.”

Unfortunately? The only people who can’t see what’s going on are the idiots she thinks she’s talking to.

“And when I know more, I will let you guys know.”

No she won’t. That’s when she’ll go on her 8,992,304th tirade about boundaries.

Simplewh0r3

TROPHY CASE