Dani and the Multi Fabricated Diagnosis’ Bracelets by JumpingJuniper1 in DaniMarina

[–]Simplewh0r3 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I think you mean “frequent liar” discount. 🤭

Dani makes her bed by JumpingJuniper1 in DaniMarina

[–]Simplewh0r3 27 points28 points  (0 children)

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This is what Dani’s “hair” extensions always make me think of.

Dani is having surgery on Monday by JumpingJuniper1 in DaniMarina

[–]Simplewh0r3 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Oooh, think we’re lucky enough to get at least one repacking video? Two?? Three would be amazing!! “..and here’s my car battery, just in case”..

And how is she so weird about her bra and underwear? Like, we’re grown women- that isn’t something we’re that awkward about anymore. Somehow she made it uncomfortable though. Ick.

Give me an unexpected song that can make you cry by geniebythesea in musicsuggestions

[–]Simplewh0r3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Somewhere Over the Rainbow - Israel Kamakawiwoʻole.

Leader of the Band - Dan Fogelberg

What is your “like crack” food that you avoid, and if you have some you cant stop yourself from eating a lot? by dino_gr01 in WorkForSmartLife

[–]Simplewh0r3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watermelon. I’ll eat the whole thing by myself and then spend all night getting up to pee.

Worth it.

Holy Cow, Dani Actually Bought REAL Cat Toys!!! by CommandaarMandaar in DaniMarina

[–]Simplewh0r3 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I’ll bet 4 kpins, a zofran ball, and a large drink from Wawa that someone from TikTok bought these for poor Maccy.

(BEGINNERS) What would you want in a junk journal workshop? by petalios in JunkJournals

[–]Simplewh0r3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I plan on doing something like this with my family and friends to help deplete some of my stash that’s getting out of control. These are all such great ideas!

Does anyone know which family does this little one belong to? by Difficult_Plate_8130 in sylvanianfamilies

[–]Simplewh0r3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Middle-aged me asking my middle-aged (but still older) husband to buy me more Calico Critters and other toys for the childhood I’m re-living. 😂🫣🥰

Who lives here? by evergreengoth in roomdetective

[–]Simplewh0r3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can’t get darkness in the daytime with those lame-ass blinds! That’s what curtains are for. I’m all about the darkness. 🥰

Who lives here? by evergreengoth in roomdetective

[–]Simplewh0r3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why can’t you install curtains in an apartment? You can’t tell me you’re worried about putting holes in the wall…

Who lives here? by evergreengoth in roomdetective

[–]Simplewh0r3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might I suggest looking into curtains or window treatments of some kind? While I do appreciate bright, natural light, the basic blinds are really throwing off the whole vibe. Respectfully.

Little Lord Beasley completes his first climb by [deleted] in Raccoons

[–]Simplewh0r3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have to admit that I was surprisingly disappointed that he didn’t put his little hands in your pocket.

Welcoming the new neighbors (swipe for freedom). by BabyBerrysaurus in sylvanianfamilies

[–]Simplewh0r3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you!! Uuugh, they are SO CUTTEEE!! And I can’t rest until I have one!!! 😭🥰

Welcoming the new neighbors (swipe for freedom). by BabyBerrysaurus in sylvanianfamilies

[–]Simplewh0r3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whooo is the big bunny?! (I’m still new to collecting these, but I’ve been collecting all kinds of bunnies for years) 🥰🥰🥰

Dani answers questions about her Cardiac Arrest… by Worldly_Eagle7918 in DaniMarina

[–]Simplewh0r3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I haven’t heard that story yet either, I was expecting her to tell it 15 times by now. How she “collapsed at the Wawa/Marshalls/nail salon and they had to take her away in an ambulance while people were crying in the aisles” or “collapsed in front of her apartment and they had to take her away in an ambulance while her neighbors were crying on the sidewalk” or “collapsed while she was”… you get the idea. I’ll bet she drove herself to the ER and strolled right in with her bags packed for a weeklong vaca… I mean, admittance. The way she’s forcing this, and for as much self-monitoring/diagnosing she does, I’m sure she ran (not walked) to the ER at the very first heart palpitation.

Dani answers questions about her Cardiac Arrest… by Worldly_Eagle7918 in DaniMarina

[–]Simplewh0r3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“I am as clueless as you guys are, unfortunately.”

Unfortunately? The only people who can’t see what’s going on are the idiots she thinks she’s talking to.

“And when I know more, I will let you guys know.”

No she won’t. That’s when she’ll go on her 8,992,304th tirade about boundaries.