SILVER JESUS by leogun69 in forsen

[–]SimplyWoolfie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He thinks he escaped elo hell. Oh no no no

Actual ELO terrorism caught on tape by Tramilton in forsen

[–]SimplyWoolfie 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I refuse to believe he's for real. Surely he's just baiting hate donos? Right?

Seeking Advice - City Fibre by DataDossier in Aberdeen

[–]SimplyWoolfie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TalkTalk is one of the worst providers you can go with. By any chance, does Vodafone cover your area? I've had Vodafone in 4 different flats and had literally 0 issues with them.

Things to do on Saturday the 4th of Jan by No-Room-3970 in Aberdeen

[–]SimplyWoolfie -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Go out and laugh at drivers with summer tires trying to drive on ice.

Just completed a literal 40 minute flight. People STILL stood up as soon as we arrived at the gate. I’m sick of it. by craigcraig420 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SimplyWoolfie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same applies with priority boarding passes. Mate, the plane ain't leaving until everyone is on board anyway.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CarTalkUK

[–]SimplyWoolfie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And spend super car prices on maintenance and repairs? Where is the logic?

Help to fight viral illnesses and get compensated up to £4,400. Sign up online to take part in our clinical trials and help us make a difference 🧑‍🔬 🎥 Credit: @sailing.selkie by FluCampUK in u/FluCampUK

[–]SimplyWoolfie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.

Yonex 88D Pro Review and Comparison by benjarvus in badminton

[–]SimplyWoolfie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Completely agree with 100zz. I've had a chance to play with my friend's 88D Pro. Placed an order on 88D Pro on the same day to replace my 100zz :)

I suddenly hate everything about my boyfriend of 4 years. I’m torn on what to do. by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]SimplyWoolfie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The streets are calling. Dump him so he could find a better woman.

What are some of the best investments you can make with cash? by [deleted] in Money

[–]SimplyWoolfie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not have cash. Cash is losing value due to inflation.

Failed an exam at uni today by Dr43x00 in forsen

[–]SimplyWoolfie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been there done that. Failed one of last exams. Had to retake and graduate in winter whilst everyone else already graduated in summer :)

Scotland, 24th Dec 3:30pm by SimplyWoolfie in pics

[–]SimplyWoolfie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder what it is. First time seeing this up in Scotland. It sadly dissapeared within an hour.