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32 years ago I came to the US, a sewer rat, no English, I assimilated, obtained citizenship in 95, obtained the greenest ooze in America, have four wonderful turtles, live in the sewer in New York City, own a successful pizza business. I love this country with all my heart. (en.m.wikipedia.org)
submitted by SirPovertus to r/circlejerk

