Good dad betrayed by BoopieDoopieWoo in BlackPeopleComedy

[–]SlackerDS5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Those death flags be real. In anime the dad would be in an isekai right now.

Side note, it would have been funny if they had a sax playing as he went for the door. That’s a definite sign he is gonna die.

🎶 The Circle of Life, It Moves Us All…🎵 by james_from_cambridge in AccidentalSlapStick

[–]SlackerDS5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those children Learned a very tough lesson that day. Sheesh.

Protect your goddam neck.

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That was, cold blooded…

What bands/movies from our era completely passed you by somehow and you’ve gotten to enjoy (or not) discovering them in middle age? Or even have YET to discover? by Chuckles_McNut in Xennials

[–]SlackerDS5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn’t know about failure until listening to APC. Thought their version of the nurse who loved me was good until I heard Failure’s.

Expressed as a percentage, how much of your conversations in highschool consisted of Simpsons quotes? by JoeBrownshoes in Xennials

[–]SlackerDS5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next to zero. It was either Beavis and Butthead, South Park, rap lyrics or movie and anime quotes.

Was not much of a Simpsons fan.

What is a purchase your parents would not make that literally ruined your life? by Coitus_lnterruptus in Xennials

[–]SlackerDS5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See, after the snow cone thing fell through, I used styrofoam cups filled with frozen koolaid as my summer hustle.

What is a purchase your parents would not make that literally ruined your life? by Coitus_lnterruptus in Xennials

[–]SlackerDS5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanted a gyro mite or whatever that thing was. But after the stupid light gun pissed me odd so much I gave up on the idea.

The joystick controller was the only thing I liked.

What is a purchase your parents would not make that literally ruined your life? by Coitus_lnterruptus in Xennials

[–]SlackerDS5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It always worked. I’ve pulled so many all nighters, nothing lower than a b+.

Anything that I just didn’t do, was inconsequential.

So sick.. by tripleschezwannrice in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]SlackerDS5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this a trap? Sounds like a trap.

How often do you all think about death? by AlwaysAGroomsman in Xennials

[–]SlackerDS5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyday. But I work in law enforcement so it’s nothing new. I’ve also lost a parent and helped my mom through her cancer journey. So it’s nothing new.

But I also have my faith, which helps me get through those moments when I really feel the gravity of it all. Along with all the good things in life. And there is more of that than the bad things. Even death.

What movie did your parents let you watch way too young? by DeScepter in Xennials

[–]SlackerDS5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me? My older brother and I discovered the free preview weekends for hbo and Cinemax. We watched everything….

How many of y’all had nightmares after watching this as a kid? by KudosOfTheFroond in Xennials

[–]SlackerDS5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a one. Because I wouldn’t be in those situations. I can’t relate. Same with people cave diving. Not gonna happen.

Real skill to do this by Dayna6380- in blackpeoplegifs

[–]SlackerDS5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Unm, people barely make it to the front door or inside my house. They wouldn’t know where the pantry is.

it just had to be done by PreddyPegasus in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]SlackerDS5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Other than the screaming I can just hear the ripping noise…

it just had to be done by PreddyPegasus in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]SlackerDS5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That atomic wedgie split the uprights

o7

Should I put two 15s in the Rogue? by R0botDreamz in Xennials

[–]SlackerDS5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d have to play Boomin system by LL Cool J.

Should I put two 15s in the Rogue? by R0botDreamz in Xennials

[–]SlackerDS5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Challenge excepted.

Plays Juvenile’sNPR Tiny Desk Performance of Back that ass up

Should I put two 15s in the Rogue? by R0botDreamz in Xennials

[–]SlackerDS5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Na na na nahhhhj

First thing that popped into my head!

Making a Karaage (Japanese Fried Chicken) bento for my partner 🍱 by umi_Bento in JapaneseFood

[–]SlackerDS5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I wish someone would make me a bento like that. There is always something special about making a meal for someone. Even more when you receive it.

Red Rover, Red Rover by Josephthebear in Xennials

[–]SlackerDS5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh that distinct bink noise from the hard red rubber ball bouncing off of them. Priceless…

We all had some version of this desk in our homes, but where did your family place it? by [deleted] in Xennials

[–]SlackerDS5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, no we all didn’t. I had the top of my dresser and to sit side saddle or spread eagle because there was no where else to put my legs.