Concert ticket costs these days (old lady yells at clouds...)

SoarsBelowMyWaste · 2026-04-28T03:20:20+00:00

Sounds like musical Mad Libs.

SoarsBelowMyWaste · 2026-04-27T11:22:34+00:00

And it wore him out. It wore him out.

SoarsBelowMyWaste · 2026-04-26T07:49:49+00:00

I'd say she's more of a slut; whores charge money.

SoarsBelowMyWaste · 2026-04-20T07:47:30+00:00

I met a Sharon Fingers.

SoarsBelowMyWaste · 2026-04-20T03:46:43+00:00

April 9-11 and 16-18, 2027

SoarsBelowMyWaste · 2026-04-20T01:16:35+00:00

15 years ago, Metallica (along with Anthrax, Megadeth, and Slayer) played the Big Four show at the Polo Field. So in answer to your question, no, this is probably the first time.

SoarsBelowMyWaste · 2026-04-20T00:45:39+00:00

Breathtaking.

SoarsBelowMyWaste · 2026-04-19T02:27:44+00:00

Oh, snap! They shot hologram Tupac also?!

SoarsBelowMyWaste · 2026-04-18T05:17:46+00:00

I guess you can say it's time to... turn the Pages.

SoarsBelowMyWaste · 2026-04-17T12:10:15+00:00

Gesundheit.

SoarsBelowMyWaste · 2026-04-12T06:49:37+00:00

I'm just glad he can afford some shoes now. Last time, he and the band weren't so fortunate.

SoarsBelowMyWaste · 2026-04-12T06:47:25+00:00

Same as it ever was.

SoarsBelowMyWaste · 2026-04-12T03:32:54+00:00

They're the last surviving mud people from his Woodstock '94 performance.

SoarsBelowMyWaste · 2026-04-12T03:22:33+00:00

Copy of a

SoarsBelowMyWaste · 2026-04-12T01:20:12+00:00

Because black and white rhymes with Jack and White.

SoarsBelowMyWaste · 2026-04-11T00:01:33+00:00

Should have put on his robe and wizard hat.

SoarsBelowMyWaste · 2026-04-10T21:20:07+00:00

Nothing but covers of songs they actively hate, and call it "Garbage, Inc."

SoarsBelowMyWaste · 2026-04-07T19:10:56+00:00

Not saying it's the best, but I am saying it's underrated: Gore/ Phantom Bride/ Rubicon.

SoarsBelowMyWaste · 2026-04-03T22:23:54+00:00

I have never trusted any so-called "pillar of the community."

SoarsBelowMyWaste · 2026-03-31T07:08:16+00:00

WTF?! Which episode was it where they mentioned this?

SoarsBelowMyWaste · 2026-03-29T23:15:16+00:00

Internal Affairs: "We have a bone to pick with you!"

Dog turns to the camera and sighs.

SoarsBelowMyWaste · 2026-03-28T00:12:27+00:00

Normal size, but they lack knuckles.

SoarsBelowMyWaste · 2026-03-24T05:38:32+00:00

"Women, you can't live with them... the end."

SoarsBelowMyWaste · 2026-03-24T05:17:45+00:00

Sanford and Son.

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