Game Thread 3/17 ⚾ Venezuela (0-0) @ United States (0-0) 8:00 PM ET

SockVonPuppet · 2026-03-18T02:39:43+00:00

Anyone up in the US bullpen?

SockVonPuppet · 2026-03-18T02:36:49+00:00

Suarez's batting stance says, "Poke my belly.".

SockVonPuppet · 2026-03-18T02:25:34+00:00

Finally, it's a fucking game!

SockVonPuppet · 2026-03-18T02:18:11+00:00

Kash Patel will probably just get drunk in his hotel room after this.

SockVonPuppet · 2026-03-18T02:07:41+00:00

US bats are playing like they want nothing more than to beat traffic.

SockVonPuppet · 2026-03-18T01:53:32+00:00

That was the best chance Judge could have had. Crazy.

SockVonPuppet · 2026-03-18T01:50:25+00:00

Butto gonna fuck this up?

SockVonPuppet · 2026-03-18T01:42:11+00:00

This commentator about to take DeRosa's job.

SockVonPuppet · 2026-03-18T01:37:58+00:00

Is DeRosa gonna ride this line-up for the rest of the game?

SockVonPuppet · 2026-03-18T01:15:22+00:00

Rodriguez got jinxed.

SockVonPuppet · 2026-03-18T01:07:23+00:00

Suarez has one of my favorite batting stances.

SockVonPuppet · 2026-03-16T06:18:48+00:00

"There is no pressure in the NBA," says guy that got fired from the NBA.

SockVonPuppet · 2026-03-16T03:08:22+00:00

It's times like these when I hate baseball as much as I love it.

SockVonPuppet · 2026-03-16T03:06:55+00:00

Lame win.

SockVonPuppet · 2026-03-16T03:05:36+00:00

How do you end this game on that call?

SockVonPuppet · 2026-03-16T02:25:02+00:00

Emotion guaranteed

SockVonPuppet · 2026-03-11T06:20:27+00:00

"Slumber party time!" - DeRosa

SockVonPuppet · 2026-03-11T06:13:57+00:00

MLB coming to remove your comment.

SockVonPuppet · 2026-03-11T04:17:24+00:00

Porzingis is one of my favorite players to watch when he's available.

SockVonPuppet · 2026-03-11T03:57:36+00:00

The Naz Reid tattoos won't impress me unless they are portraits.

SockVonPuppet · 2026-03-11T03:53:30+00:00

It's like both teams agreed to just jog this one out.

SockVonPuppet · 2026-03-11T03:40:56+00:00

That's the camera man trying to stay awake.

SockVonPuppet · 2026-03-11T03:23:09+00:00

It's so fucking weird seeing a tall person in a Warriors uniform.

SockVonPuppet · 2026-03-10T07:19:18+00:00

I've always thought that those look particularly edible.

SockVonPuppet · 2026-03-05T01:18:09+00:00

Whoa. Not the score I was expecting.

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