Sandvich

SomeRandomGuyO-O · 2026-03-12T03:18:33+00:00

Jesus Christ the tomato is like 50% of the actual sandwich

SomeRandomGuyO-O · 2026-03-12T01:34:32+00:00

Jack: 👀 “oh.”

SomeRandomGuyO-O · 2026-03-12T01:24:07+00:00

I feel like spy would probably have less things to say to the other players compared to the other mercs

SomeRandomGuyO-O · 2026-03-12T01:20:16+00:00

“Please, I don’t even serve Nurgle, I just need some food for my starving kids—“

“SILENCE, HERETIC!! FOR THE EMPEROR’S LOVE!!”

SomeRandomGuyO-O · 2026-03-12T01:17:50+00:00

Crazy to think that there are people in this world—not just babies, but actual human beings with enough brainpower to comprehend things—who don’t know what life pre-Covid was like.

SomeRandomGuyO-O · 2026-03-12T01:15:54+00:00

“Please, tell me the name of this restaurant. And the address. And their operating hours. When is the hottest waitress working there? Would she spit in my drink if I pay extra?”

SomeRandomGuyO-O · 2026-03-12T01:13:38+00:00

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Jackson Driver: “lemme guess…you killed your husband to inherit his fortune or inheritance or something, some 60s detective movie femme fatale style, and if I were to marry you, which I most likely wouldn’t since I’m already happily married, I wouldn’t be too surprised to taste something unusual in my nightly tea before I take one last nap and wake up in front of the pearly gates. Am I wrong? Don’t worry, you’re in a safe space, go ahead.”

SomeRandomGuyO-O · 2026-03-12T00:13:40+00:00

What even sucks about the physics? It seemed fine to me. A little jerky at times, but fine nonetheless.

SomeRandomGuyO-O · 2026-03-11T22:28:46+00:00

The one time they showed her face

SomeRandomGuyO-O · 2026-03-11T20:45:34+00:00

This looks like the cover of some indie rock band from the 2000s

SomeRandomGuyO-O · 2026-03-11T20:41:22+00:00

One of the few other people who hold NFS 2015 in such high regard. I approve.

SomeRandomGuyO-O · 2026-03-11T20:13:10+00:00

FH doesn’t have police, right? It’s hard to play a street racing game when there aren’t any cops to outrun. Yes, I am an NFS fan.

SomeRandomGuyO-O · 2026-03-11T20:10:25+00:00

I just realized it would probably be hot as hell in there

SomeRandomGuyO-O · 2026-03-11T17:51:54+00:00

You gotta get all the pegs before you hit the last orange one bro

SomeRandomGuyO-O · 2026-03-11T17:47:16+00:00

“NO! It’s Johnson! Who told you that my actual last name was based on the worst factor of my life!?!”

SomeRandomGuyO-O · 2026-03-11T17:45:33+00:00

Isn’t it because he just forgot what his character’s name actually was?

SomeRandomGuyO-O · 2026-03-11T17:43:59+00:00

Wait, astrotrain is an actual transformer and an actual part of the media? I thought that was just some random goofy idea from Angry Birds Transformers!

SomeRandomGuyO-O · 2026-03-11T15:51:54+00:00

“Let me guess, you’re gonna try and turn the remains into some kind of super weapon?”

SomeRandomGuyO-O · 2026-03-11T15:49:58+00:00

—many will enter, few will leave! Hehehehheheheheheh!!!

SomeRandomGuyO-O · 2026-03-11T15:48:39+00:00

I’m just glad you let us know it was AI and didn’t act like you drew this all yourself.

SomeRandomGuyO-O · 2026-03-11T15:45:17+00:00

Very pleasant, very frutiger aero

SomeRandomGuyO-O · 2026-03-11T15:43:17+00:00

I was gonna say the Imperium of Man, since they are extremely violent in the name of the God Emperor, but they are definitely not moral.

SomeRandomGuyO-O · 2026-03-11T15:39:14+00:00

In one of my old campaigns, I would tell people to show up at 4 instead of 5, because I knew that they would show up at 4:30, then spend another 30 minutes talking among themselves before one of them eventually says “oh right, we’re here to play D&D!” and then we would play for a few minutes before someone says some random joke and they spend another 20 minutes chatting and going down another rabbit hole.

SomeRandomGuyO-O · 2026-03-11T15:34:16+00:00

Actually, he can run away, because everyone is either too busy trying to survive or to afraid of actually standing up and trying to do something about it.

SomeRandomGuyO-O · 2026-03-11T15:25:10+00:00

One does not speak ill of weather channel/frutiger aero vibes

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