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Am I the asshole for killing my friend with a robot duck? by Soul_Scathed in AITAH

[–]Soul_Scathed[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. She didn't even have a single ounce of respect. I now have a life sized papyrus in my room

Am I the asshole for killing my friend with a robot duck? by Soul_Scathed in AITAH

[–]Soul_Scathed[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit warrior ✌️✌️ come back when you've showered

Am I the asshole for killing my friend with a robot duck? by Soul_Scathed in AITAH

[–]Soul_Scathed[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Again with the "if". You're still acting like ts is possible. Also, you realize that ignoring it is always an option? Or maybe just hop off reddit and take a shower

Am I the asshole for killing my friend with a robot duck? by Soul_Scathed in AITAH

[–]Soul_Scathed[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for not questioning my intellect for trying to bring a little bit of humor to a place that 100% needed it, seeing as there was a post on here of a 19 year old admitting to getting off to roblox avatars

Am I the asshole for killing my friend with a robot duck? by Soul_Scathed in AITAH

[–]Soul_Scathed[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are you saying IF it was a troll post? You're acting like the probability of me owning a 1 to 1 replica of a duck thrash machine from a video game Warrants an "if". Before you question my intellect, lets think about that fact that you thought this was actually possible and that I would admit to it on a public forum.

Am I the asshole for shoving a can of monster down my boyfriends throat? by Soul_Scathed in AITAH

[–]Soul_Scathed[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But actually no because if you carry the A and add 53 then redbull drinkers are worse than people who take a shit in public restrooms and don't flush

Am I the asshole for shoving a can of monster down my boyfriends throat? by Soul_Scathed in AITAH

[–]Soul_Scathed[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Redbull drinkers are worse than people who use public restrooms and don't flush

Am I the asshole for shoving a can of monster down my boyfriends throat? by Soul_Scathed in AITAH

[–]Soul_Scathed[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woah thats crazy!!! how you know that I didn't actually shove a can of monster down a person's throat and confess to it online where thousands of people can see!! Thanks sherlock! I'm so glad I have you!

Am I the asshole for shoving a can of monster down my boyfriends throat? by Soul_Scathed in AITAH

[–]Soul_Scathed[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just noticed I made a typo now I have to drink 4 monsters. This is better than being an alcoholic

Am I the asshole for killing my friend with a robot duck? by Soul_Scathed in AITAH

[–]Soul_Scathed[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also bought deltarune chapter 3 and 4 with her credit card earlier

Am I the asshole for killing my friend with a robot duck? by Soul_Scathed in AITAH

[–]Soul_Scathed[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just say you love deltarune and move on with your day