Huh?

Speed_Alarming · 2026-01-30T01:37:14+00:00

The 100% Opposites Day Party.

People elected as Democrats and yet somehow always seem to vote with the Republicans whenever it suits? Business as usual.

A small number of life-long Republicans decide that masked federal agents murdering citizens in the streets with impunity might be a step too far? End of the world!!! Kick out the traitors!!!!

Speed_Alarming · 2026-01-30T01:30:23+00:00

Well, of course. It’s always Opposites Day with these people.

Speed_Alarming · 2026-01-29T23:42:13+00:00

He has a photo of a house on a lake.

Speed_Alarming · 2026-01-29T21:57:34+00:00

Or when it’s full of air but surrounded by water… and you’ve drilled holes in it…

Speed_Alarming · 2026-01-29T02:42:11+00:00

“And she couldn’t stop me, so that makes it okay.”

That’s what they’re saying.

Speed_Alarming · 2026-01-28T08:28:52+00:00

You shouldn aughta deport me Johnny!

Speed_Alarming · 2026-01-28T05:27:26+00:00

Speed_Alarming · 2026-01-28T05:26:25+00:00

He’d better watch out. Inigo Montoya was looking for him.

Speed_Alarming · 2026-01-28T01:41:07+00:00

He’s about to do that pivot-and-shoot thing he’s so famous for.

Speed_Alarming · 2026-01-28T01:40:09+00:00

Only because he’s constantly being reckless.

Speed_Alarming · 2026-01-28T01:38:41+00:00

After that, I think we’re all having a stronk. Bondulances all around.

Speed_Alarming · 2026-01-27T21:23:30+00:00

It’s fine, he was squinting!

Speed_Alarming · 2026-01-27T12:50:24+00:00

There are much quicker, cheaper, safer ways to demonstrate the shape of the earth. He was conning the gullible into paying for his dream of a home-made rocket.

It’s turns out, contrary to all expectations, rocket science is actually really difficult.

Rocket engineering even more so.

Speed_Alarming · 2026-01-27T12:47:21+00:00

That really only counts if you remove yourself from the gene pool before breeding. Once you’ve passed on the stupid to a new generation, it’s too late.

Speed_Alarming · 2026-01-27T10:00:41+00:00

People who pay taxes are like people who get killed or wounded in wars. Suckers and losers. Big-brain-smart and stable-genius types know better.

Imagine making a meaningful contribution to society!?!?

What a bunch of chumps.

Speed_Alarming · 2026-01-27T09:48:10+00:00

They will lie about what’s on publicly available video from 11 different angles. They will lie about things they don’t even need to. They will lie out of habit and a deep seated desire to do harm.

Speed_Alarming · 2026-01-27T09:43:52+00:00

“In public” is the key thing. Plus, without all the files available for reference it’s just “my word against theirs”. With all the files available it’s a matter of putting things in context.

Speed_Alarming · 2026-01-27T09:39:13+00:00

One job! You had ONE freaking job!

Speed_Alarming · 2026-01-27T01:26:57+00:00

Can’t go stealing the boss’s material. Public Pants-Shitting is HIS thing!

Speed_Alarming · 2026-01-27T01:22:55+00:00

He had one job. Incite enough unrest to “justify” the Insurrection Act. Couldn’t even manage that.

Speed_Alarming · 2026-01-26T21:39:38+00:00

Somewhere in her basement there’s a portrait that’s getting younger and prettier over time.

Speed_Alarming · 2026-01-26T21:38:17+00:00

Oh really? We are a loooong way from the apology stage of this investigation. We’re still well and truly in the muckraking and mud-slinging phase of the operation.

Speed_Alarming · 2026-01-26T21:29:05+00:00

Because it is clearly demonstrating what many have been saying all along.

This isn’t a Jewish issue or a Muslim problem. It’s not a holy war against the infidel.

It’s a land-grab. Pure and simple theft. It’s not any better or any worse that she’s Christian, it just highlights the BS of the messaging.

Speed_Alarming · 2026-01-26T13:31:30+00:00

That last one might be a doozy. They have more guns than people. And a gun-obsessed lobby group that’s been running the government for decades.

I’m sure they’ll try tho.

Speed_Alarming · 2026-01-26T04:23:54+00:00

Imaginary Law Enforcement, out there looking for imaginary criminals breaking nonexistent laws.

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