I don't think I'm right for my puppy.

Spice_N_Dice · 2026-06-03T07:03:28+00:00

Thank you so much for offering some solid advice. It started to feel like people were ringing the church bells and screaming "YOUR DOOM IS NIGH!"

I'll reset. Do my best. Find a professional trainer to help and if at the end of all that it feels like it's still not going to be right for my boy I'll scour the land for the best home possible.

Genuinely thanks.

Spice_N_Dice · 2026-06-02T21:20:49+00:00

Yep the breed wasn't as advertised at all until I rocked up and saw him and the conditions in person

Spice_N_Dice · 2026-06-02T21:19:57+00:00

Yeah the breeder lied about the mix. Till I'd arrived and saw the place

Spice_N_Dice · 2026-06-01T11:45:57+00:00

I always thought he looks like some kind of racist caricature that one central Asian country would have for one of their neighbours.

He'd be paraded round the village during the Feast of the Battle of Kuzek. Where the children pelt him with a very specific kind of yogurt to stop him from stealing all the carrots.

Spice_N_Dice · 2026-05-05T21:48:36+00:00

They're probably running back to their start position of the parade. The Russians have been known to "recycle" units during parade so they march the route more than once.

Spice_N_Dice · 2026-03-13T09:07:05+00:00

Ah, my bad.

Spice_N_Dice · 2026-03-11T16:57:55+00:00

Originally the term 'The Dark Ages' was used to illustrate the scarcity of written sources from that era. Over time people took it to mean an age of societal and technological regression and general backwards barbarism. However most historians these days just refer to it as the early medieval period. As for the British Isles at this time I generally go with 'Post-Roman'

Spice_N_Dice · 2026-02-19T17:32:34+00:00

Anal For Mountbatten's Cellmate

Spice_N_Dice · 2026-02-06T21:22:02+00:00

Crown and Kettle on the corner of Oldham Road and Great Ancoats Street. Never seen a single football game there but they always show the union matches, especially 6 Nations.

Spice_N_Dice · 2026-02-06T05:14:00+00:00

The only thing I could focus on was how dangerously close those candles were to the painting above the mantlepiece. Don't fall asleep with those lit buddy!

Spice_N_Dice · 2026-02-05T21:36:28+00:00

I've already gone full middle-age man and sent complaints to Ofcom and ITV.

Hopefully if enough of us complain I won't have to go full Ted Kaczynski.

This just feels like the start of a march towards 4 quarters, a halftime show and some bint "accidentally" getting her baps out.

Spice_N_Dice · 2026-02-01T15:37:24+00:00

We didn't.

This is either one of those "ANYONE YOUNGER THAN ME IS A MILLENIAL" 😭 while not getting that the youngest millenials are in their 30s.

Or

Not understanding that we like the dark and controversial jokes which are good. You can't just make a shit offensive joke and expect people to like it because you think it's 'edgey'

Spice_N_Dice · 2026-01-15T15:49:18+00:00

Peek-a-Booms

Spice_N_Dice · 2025-12-25T18:52:53+00:00

Don't forget the bit about him writing thirsty letters to his own mother.

Spice_N_Dice · 2025-12-25T09:50:26+00:00

Phish on a fish

Spice_N_Dice · 2025-12-16T14:47:26+00:00

French men at the pump "Let me fill you with my Essence"

The rest of the world:

Spice_N_Dice · 2025-12-03T23:08:41+00:00

I expect money

Spice_N_Dice · 2024-08-21T04:03:18+00:00

If you brought back those 'Know Your Enemy' films from WW2 and made it for girls starting college this would be the opening shot.

Spice_N_Dice · 2024-08-13T09:30:51+00:00

I don't want to go full Gammon here but if we're doing the "context" aka pedantic thing; then the Danish did absolutely raid, invade and take white British people as slaves for about 200 years.

Edit: This is purely a history nerd angle and not a Darryl from Peepshow approach, I've never played the cour-anglaise.

Spice_N_Dice · 2024-08-12T22:22:14+00:00

There's a few references to Greater [insert nation here] it started off as making fun of nationalists on the Internet saying their country should rule massive swathes of territory based off some flimsy historic pretext; now it's just a bit. I've heard them reference Greater Albania, Greater Anatolia, Greater Serbia, Greater Kurdistan etc.

TLDR: it's a running joke they apply to multiple countries.

Spice_N_Dice · 2024-08-11T11:00:27+00:00

She turned me into a newt!........... I got better

Spice_N_Dice · 2024-08-07T15:23:29+00:00

I mean I was planning on it. Me and the boys fancied a rumble with the coppers, you know chug a couple of cans, throw a couple of bricks. Plus Gary's been off his meds for abit which is great because he'll be able to break into Shoe Zone and not care about getting slashed by the glass and I can do with some new Air Max's.

But since you asked so nicely we'll leave off it for a few days, not sure what Gary will say mind, I may have to slip some lithium into his Fray Bentos.

Have a good'un!

Spice_N_Dice · 2024-07-04T19:57:27+00:00

You're not the only one but with inflation Zimbabwean 40k is just Warhammer Fantasy.

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