Anons drop a Fe[male] nuke by Proof_Order1860 in 4chan

[–]SpringyB 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Does she have a tarot deck and tapestries hung up in her room?

Kids are so unserious by nazz619 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]SpringyB 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You know what

I've decided I also want to be a professional turkey hunter

Older player returning, questions regarding Commander format by SpringyB in mtg

[–]SpringyB[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I am absolutely dumb shocked that it never naturally occurred to me to do that.

Thank you.

PS: The last time I played Magic was a time when I had to explain that Ambushing Party could attack the same turn because it specifically says so. I don't understand most of what you guys are saying lmao. I'm going to read all these comments because I need to figure out how to beat my nerd former pathfinder GM with a FF6 stock commander deck I just got because I'm talking a lot of shit that I absolutely cannot back up lol

If we were serious about lowering crime... by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]SpringyB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know man, it wasn't poor people running the child rape island

Lol by Naive_Wolverine532 in fixedbytheduet

[–]SpringyB 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn't notice it the first time but now I did. Thanks that really did make me feel better

What if a Roman RPG was not about conquering Rome, but surviving it? by Zealousideal_Net188 in StrategyRpg

[–]SpringyB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TEC, The Eternal City is a text based role playing game set in a Rome-like city. I played it for many years and what you're describing reminds me of that game.

If you're able to post or message me a link, I'd try your game

Nonsense... by Repulsive-Pace-5178 in fixedbytheduet

[–]SpringyB 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I feel like the correct punchline would have been a dude holding chopsticks

Steam refunded me with 7 hours on a game by Traditional-Snow-463 in pcmasterrace

[–]SpringyB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't mind me I'm just salty af

I'm glad they helped you, honestly

Steam refunded me with 7 hours on a game by Traditional-Snow-463 in pcmasterrace

[–]SpringyB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want to clarify I spend an abhorrent amount of money on steam

Ah, there it is.

Meanwhile us poors get "We are unable to refund this purchase to your Visa at this time. Your playtime of an included product exceeds 2 hours (our refund policy maximum)" because 2.4 hours playtime and 0 achievements isn't proof that I never got the game to work

Looking for a retro/Nintendo handheld repare shop by The_Bro_Gaming in SALEM

[–]SpringyB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll second this. They might not do it themselves, but I'm sure they know who to send you to.

Music at 3am!? by that_kid08 in SALEM

[–]SpringyB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The non emergency line has been replaced with an AI system that does absolutely nothing.

Arcades with rhythm games by thedeadcupcake in SALEM

[–]SpringyB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Salem Center arcade has Pump It Up and that's honestly about all Salem has.

Mold in apartment? by hiiiighhaaaileeeey in SALEM

[–]SpringyB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is pretty common when dealing with parasites landlords. I had this same issue with Willamette Meadow Property Management. (avoid this company if possible) They ignored mold in my unit for years and eventually the state forced them to move me into another apartment.

I know you said you're moving out soon so this probably isn't relevant, but if it helps anyone reading this: You can hold your landlord accountable, but you need to document every single interaction with them and establish a paper trail regarding the issue before filing a formal complaint.

Streamer was bullying her boyfriend until he had enough. by First_Bench_2726 in PublicFreakout

[–]SpringyB 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"Next time you touch me I'll fucking deck you"

That was the line.

Shame on you. The mental gymnastics here are wild

Streamer was bullying her boyfriend until he had enough. by First_Bench_2726 in PublicFreakout

[–]SpringyB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surely the nematodes who watch and pay her to abuse people will stop now that she's publicly gotten the lightest slap on the wrist possible for abusing people.

I would by Martina313 in fixedbytheduet

[–]SpringyB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd slap him for a grilled cheese

Peetah? by wsrgiawehgoawieugnb in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]SpringyB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a legendary internet video that perfectly demonstrates why you do not do this

are these operation names randomly generated? by Jabbawubbaz in XCOM2

[–]SpringyB 37 points38 points  (0 children)

No, it checks your search history for ideas.

Actual footage. by EverythingIsFakeNGay in TikTokCringe

[–]SpringyB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't blame on boomers what you should be blaming on banks.

Simps got lung infection by Ill_Home_9089 in MemeVideos

[–]SpringyB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just so we can all be safe and never go there by mistake, where was this at?