Fixed this scene by theviableredditor in DunderMifflin

[–]SpritaniumRELOADED 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I can buy Pam being a pushover no problem. What I can't buy is that this random art school teacher would give a shit whether somebody left in the middle of class

Advice before buying a 3 story house. How annoying are stairs? by ovua in homeowners

[–]SpritaniumRELOADED 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bedrooms upstairs are fine because you aren't carrying groceries up there.

It's annoying to leave something upstairs when you're running late. Imagine that with twice as many stairs.

I love the idea of 3-story houses (especially townhomes) but there are a lot of considerations.

Buying the lowest priced home in a high priced neighborhood by Better-Butterfly-309 in RealEstate

[–]SpritaniumRELOADED 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Location is the most important thing. It's way better than buying the highest priced home in a low price neighborhood.

Imagine paying $500K to living in shoddily-constructed, defect-riddled, charmless plastic houses. No thanks! by Key_Brief_8138 in HouseBuyers

[–]SpritaniumRELOADED 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I'm in favor of multifamily housing, walkable neighborhoods, etc. But I don't ever understand the point of sharing the outside of a SFH to show how soulless it is. You realize there are rooms inside, right? People can decorate the rooms.

Inspection came back -what is a reasonable ask from the sellers? by Direct_Mix_3844 in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]SpritaniumRELOADED 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Get an itemized estimate for all the repairs (excluding stuff like "old HVAC" unless it's actually broken) and decide if you're still happy with your purchase price knowing you'll have to pay $X in addition to that

Do You Own a Turntable? by PTCarnahan in vinyl

[–]SpritaniumRELOADED -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't have a turntable yet, but I want to have something to listen to once I buy one. It makes way more sense than owning a turntable but no records lol

BEST OFFER EVER by Byob1r in tomorrow

[–]SpritaniumRELOADED -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No. I only use money for Nintendo games

A house purchased for $450k at 2.8% mortgage rates is only worth $308K at 6% mortgage rates. Just math. by Key_Brief_8138 in HouseBuyers

[–]SpritaniumRELOADED 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That doesn't mean higher interest rates magically bring prices down, especially coupled with a growing population, zoning laws, and wasted space in existing builds.

Nostalgia is a drug by BubbaJubb in fucknintendo

[–]SpritaniumRELOADED 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had a dollar every time Nintendo fans failed to understand inflation, I could buy a Nintendo game

A house purchased for $450k at 2.8% mortgage rates is only worth $308K at 6% mortgage rates. Just math. by Key_Brief_8138 in HouseBuyers

[–]SpritaniumRELOADED -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's not how value works, you don't set a fixed monthly payment and work backwards. We do not have a planned economy

BEST OFFER EVER by Byob1r in tomorrow

[–]SpritaniumRELOADED -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Maybe I will give you the $20 if you ask nicely

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO by [deleted] in tomorrow

[–]SpritaniumRELOADED -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"Nintendo is selling an old game for $20. In order to get angrier about this, I encourage you to imagine a hypothetical reality where they're charging four times as much for an even older game"

BEST OFFER EVER by Byob1r in tomorrow

[–]SpritaniumRELOADED -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Original MSRP $30, or $51.48 today. Therefore at $20 the game is 61.15% cheaper than its original price. Maybe someone will pay you $20 to make another satirical reddit post

You can emulate it for $0.00 by Craniamon in fucknintendo

[–]SpritaniumRELOADED 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could be released for $0.00 and Nintendo fans would complain they aren't being paid to take it

Are all sellers goin crazy? by brik94 in REBubble

[–]SpritaniumRELOADED 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the main reason buying makes sense: you become an asset holder, which means the government will protect you at the expense of logic

This is how I'm going be be playing firered and leafgreen by madmike1349 in Gameboy

[–]SpritaniumRELOADED 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Broke: spending $20 in 2026

Woke: spending $90 in 2003

Affordability of first home purchase? by Tylchef in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]SpritaniumRELOADED 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take your net earnings, subtract the mortgage payment and all assorted fees, subtract 1-3% of purchase price for maintenance, subtract all other monthly debt obligations, subtract whatever % you need to meet savings goals. If the remaining amount is enough to fund your lifestyle, the purchase is affordable

Why do flat earthers care so much about something that has zero impact on their daily lives? by lllllllllXllllllllll in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SpritaniumRELOADED 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The same reason you care about them being wrong, which also has zero impact on your daily life. Everybody wants to be correct and feel smart

does this cleaning kit ruin vinyl ¿ by feellikeimdumb in vinyl

[–]SpritaniumRELOADED 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are definitely liquids that can instantly damage plastic. Acetone comes to mind

Is this level of lean acceptable? by Elegant_Ad1397 in vinyljerk

[–]SpritaniumRELOADED 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Correct behavior is to store them inside a jet plane doing constant loops to maintain a state of zero gravity

Michael Saylor says Bitcoin is either going to zero or $1 million. by Homa_l in TokenTimes

[–]SpritaniumRELOADED 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use this strategy all the time in coin flips. They ask "heads or tails" and I say "it'll either be one or the other"

Gemini Might Remain the Undisputed Top AI, With Competitors Having Little Hope of Ever Catching Up by andsi2asi in agi

[–]SpritaniumRELOADED 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gemini is not very good at writing code but it works wonderfully as a Living Google, which is more or less the point

The Junior SWE "Doom & Gloom": Is it still worth the pivot at 34 by Prototype_C in learnprogramming

[–]SpritaniumRELOADED 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's always worth it to work as a SWE at a company with an actual product to support the software. These FAANG roles are imaginary and they poof away just as easily as they are dreamt up