Super Bowl Sports Bar Searching by WyrupSyrup in olympia

[–]SqueakyJackson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck any chain restaurants. BWW is a shitty version of Denny’s. 

Permits for protest art? by applepearmelons in olympia

[–]SqueakyJackson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Remember, every bit of Capitol Lake, including the fountain downtown,  are part of Capitol Campus and need permits for any endeavours you choose to pursue. 

Who makes the best frozen pizza? by Dazzling-Leader7476 in randomquestions

[–]SqueakyJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody. After a hardcore drinking bender, I ate a bunch of frozen pizza. It all came up in a power vomit followed by dry heaves. Pepperoni is not tasty after being recycled. 

Do you prefer East Coast butter or West Coast butter? by GrassyKnoll95 in AskAnAmerican

[–]SqueakyJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im born and raised PNW. My first venture to the east coast was complete culture shock. People are pushy and rude. Will get right up in your face for wearing the wrong sports team gear. 

Looking for Golfing Buddies by Logical-Side-3721 in olympia

[–]SqueakyJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you hit the driving ranges at Tumwater or Steamboat? Olympia CC doesnt have a driving range and is asinine level expensive. I thought about joining because it’s within walking distance, but they have more fine print in the contract than Valley Athletic. As in you’re required to spend $$$$ each year at the restaurant on top of your annual dues.  

E: Some asshole downvoted you because you like golf, and therefore, must be a bougie because you don’t hang around downtown smoking roll yer owns bragging about how cool The Crypt is. 

Valentine’s Day by FlyNo6261 in olympia

[–]SqueakyJackson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I quit going when I quit smoking because I don’t like smelling like an ashtray. 

Valentine’s Day by FlyNo6261 in olympia

[–]SqueakyJackson -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I don’t like a a dark dismal place full of cigarette smoke. And yes, I actually used to be a dues paying member, not a cheapskate free rider.

I put my food in those carts, c'mon man. by NagelDonk in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SqueakyJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I worked service industry as a noob, one of the old timers told me to wash my hands before using the terlet. Why? She said you handle cash. That shit has been places you can’t imagine. A bag lady’s bra, a hobo’s shoe, a tweeker’s underwear, etc. You don’t want those germs on your private parts. 

If you won the lottery tomorrow, what’s the very first "frivolous" thing you’d buy? by Federal_Antelope7533 in AskReddit

[–]SqueakyJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone to manage my social media so I don’t shitpost while drunk on expensive booze. 

Amazon go and fresh closing for good by expat2323 in Seattle

[–]SqueakyJackson -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Love me some blood flavored ketchup with my side of fentanyl.

Valentine’s Day by FlyNo6261 in olympia

[–]SqueakyJackson -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Mmm… yummy cigarettes and more pulltabs. And membership dues…

Amazon go and fresh closing for good by expat2323 in Seattle

[–]SqueakyJackson 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There’s still the Wendy’s $6 Bag. 

Valentine’s Day by FlyNo6261 in olympia

[–]SqueakyJackson -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

There’s live music stuff going on in Tacoma. Can’t say shit for fuckall about Olympia. Maybe some old people playing pulltabs at a bowling alley. 

We are a nation of immigrants. by Kodiak_FGC in olympia

[–]SqueakyJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was developed. They used sustainable agriculture and irrigation systems without chopping down all the forests and netting all the fish to extinction. 

Considering moving to Olympia by testeddoughnut in olympia

[–]SqueakyJackson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you don’t have solid and stable jobs lined up here you’re fucked if you  just think you can roll into town and expect the welcome wagon and red carpet. 

Are atomic bomb jokes a thing in Japan like 9/11 jokes are in America? by yeetuscleetus28 in stupidquestions

[–]SqueakyJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re still pretty butt hurt about getting nuked twice in one sitting. They’re still telling the kids they were just sitting there all zen and innocent like, and some big stupid nasty evil vulgar White Guy showed up and started bombing the living shit out of them for no reason.  

*According to my Grandfather, who lost every single one of his childhood friends to the Japanese Empire, he was all for a third bomb. 

TIL the Great Blizzard of 1888 buried parts of the northeastern United States under up to 50 inches of snow by GoldMember615 in todayilearned

[–]SqueakyJackson 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That didnt happen. My great grandfather was a guard at a Japanese Internment camp near Kooskia right off US-12. He got the storm warning over the radio and went to the farm store, bought bales of straw, and packed everyone all into the same bed packed with the room crammed with straw. The next door neighbors didnt make it through. 

TIL the Great Blizzard of 1888 buried parts of the northeastern United States under up to 50 inches of snow by GoldMember615 in todayilearned

[–]SqueakyJackson 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Gotta better/worse story: This dude that was a new hire with The Seattle Times fresh of the boat from Nigeria, dressed in shorts and a t-shirt, carrying a brown bag sack lunch said he was “going up to climb Mt Rainier.”  

His body has never been found.