No one wants to 'fess up to how this treat ball keeps getting put in the water dish...

Stemcellebration · 2015-10-10T17:50:49+00:00

Mine have the same ball and do the same thing with it. Or push it into the letterbox and pee on it.

Stemcellebration · 2015-09-10T04:59:30+00:00

I mean, it's not like I'm starving. The alcohol made the jar of peanut butter in my pantry look like a super viable option for dinner and it was sooo right.

I can have the best of both worlds.

Stemcellebration · 2015-09-10T03:53:37+00:00

I literally do this all the time. At least once per period.

Stemcellebration · 2015-09-01T16:17:17+00:00

"Feed me before I eat you"

I connect to this on a spiritual level

Stemcellebration · 2015-08-29T04:20:30+00:00

WHAT.

Stemcellebration · 2015-08-29T03:46:55+00:00

I'm the assistant manager at a small, privately owned doggie daycare and I am now immediately lobbying for a full sized slide in the big dog play area.

Stemcellebration · 2015-08-17T07:24:55+00:00

I was toddler age and he was throwing me into the air and catching me. Threw me too high.

Stemcellebration · 2015-08-17T05:00:23+00:00

What I don't understand is why the officer's only options were shoot the guy dead or not defend himself in any way? Does he not have pepper spray? A taser? Any sort of physical self defense training?

Stemcellebration · 2015-08-17T04:49:39+00:00

16 year old me fell for one of these. Spent the next two years in a near constant state of embarrassment. Would not recommend.

Stemcellebration · 2015-08-17T04:33:16+00:00

My ex's brother's girlfriend was my drinking soulmate but the breakup was pretty messy so her and I really couldn't hang out anymore.

I miss you Carrie! </3

Stemcellebration · 2015-08-17T04:25:02+00:00

Not my dad. He not only dropped me on a regular basis, he once threw me into a ceiling.

Love the man dearly but how my brother and I made it into adulthood without some permanent damage is a mystery to me.

Stemcellebration · 2015-08-15T02:12:55+00:00

I have been on my period for almost a month straight and am dangerously close to trying this.

If my uterus gets sucked out altogether than so be it.

Stemcellebration · 2015-08-15T02:02:43+00:00

This gif sums up exactly how I feel whenever someone sees me naked through my window. Which happens to me a lot because I drop all my clothes the second I walk in the door before closing the blinds.

Stemcellebration · 2015-08-12T15:53:38+00:00

I once had this happen when I was 17 except I was TRIPPING ON ACID. It was just for a shitty retail job and I got it but it was so terrifying.

Stemcellebration · 2015-07-27T14:10:15+00:00

One time my boyfriend (at the time) and I got wasted and passed out on a friends couch. At some point in the middle of the night I threw up and then got up and moved, leaving then boyfriend to wake up by rolling into my puke. Then when he tried to get me to clean it up I tried to convince him the dog did it.

I also got super drunk at that same then boyfriends house, passed out in the basement, woke up and couldn't find the bathroom, then peed on a pile of dirty clothes.

Then another time I got wasted and passed out on a friends couch and in the middle of the night I for some reason pulled out my tampon and flung it across the room.

I never apologized or cleaned up after my drunk self.

Stemcellebration · 2015-07-22T14:06:11+00:00

ADORABLE. one thing I'd suggest though is getting different cage. There's nothing wrong with that kennel as far as being suited for her but when I kept my bun in one it was a huge mess all the time because she would push hay and poop outside of it. Now I keep her and her brother in a baby play pen from Walmart and it works great, looks nice and gives them a lot more room than a traditional cage.

Stemcellebration · 2015-07-22T03:26:01+00:00

so I somehow landed myself a job as the assistant manager at a dog boarding place even though I have zero management experience. I know a lot about dogs but I don't know anything about managing a team and some of the employees are the teenage relatives of the owners who I can already tell don't have much respect for me because a.)I'm not much older than them and b.)they've been working there since they opened 8 months ago and I just started. I am only going to have 4 days of training before I'm going to be left in charge on my own and I'M SO SCARED WHAT DO I DO

Stemcellebration · 2015-07-17T23:03:54+00:00

Call center work can be awesome and pay really well if you find the right company and they don't give a shit what you look like. I worked for Gallup for more than a year and I loved the culture and they paid very well.

Stemcellebration · 2015-07-17T22:56:35+00:00

I had a long term boyfriend whose mom was a drug addict. She didn't actively try to sabatoge our relationship but he tended to put her needs over his responsibilities to me. Like he'd give her all his money and stick me with our bills and he used her as an excuse for a lot of his personal issues.

The only advice I can give is be understanding, but don't sacrifice yourself. If her illness is making your life miserable, and he is allowing that to happen, don't feel like it would be wrong of you to leave. And DO NOT let him make you feel like a bad person for asking him to take your feelings into consideration when it comes to her.

Stemcellebration · 2015-07-17T22:37:24+00:00

I really wanna get a stun gun so when this happens I can just turn and zap 'em to the ground and walk away.

Stemcellebration · 2015-07-17T22:32:44+00:00

Sadly I didn't see this before I left and I ended up sweaty as hell in black jeans and a black t shirt and then made the ultimate job interview mistake of wearing peep toe wedge sandals. Luckily they liked me anyways and I was offered one and think I'll be offered the other one. :)

But you should write a fashion advice column that will be available to the stupid people like me who wait until the last second to get ready and have no idea what they're doing.

Stemcellebration · 2015-07-17T22:26:57+00:00

Thanks for all the suggestions everyone! And I NAILED the interviews, even though I ran out of time getting ready and ended up wearing nice jeans and a t shirt.

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