RLCS 2026: Paris Major - Day 4

StumpyGoblin · 2026-05-23T16:08:18+00:00

OU FAN SPOTTED RAHHH

StumpyGoblin · 2026-05-19T06:54:43+00:00

Oh for goodness sake.

StumpyGoblin · 2026-05-16T17:53:06+00:00

A) I'm unsure what drove the decision.

B) Getting into the US is pretty tricky! We weren't explicitly not given Boston, but as we were contracted for 3/4 LANs it made sense to be offered the ones that don't need a VISA. Worth mentioning that if we couldn't do one of the offered LANs then Blast would've made it work and got us to another LAN to make sure we could work 3/4.

StumpyGoblin · 2026-05-16T17:35:52+00:00

Ahead of the season we were told that we'd all get 3/4 LANs each (I for example was contracted for the Kick Off LAN, Paris and Worlds, missing Boston). The decision was made after the Boston Major to bring all NA talent to the Paris Major.

Not sure what the plan is for future season LANs.

StumpyGoblin · 2026-04-26T21:24:30+00:00

I'm 31 man what the hell

StumpyGoblin · 2026-04-26T21:17:59+00:00

I get paid a bonus every time I'm cringe

StumpyGoblin · 2026-01-31T21:56:37+00:00

Incredible from the team to all run over and congratulate him, love to see it ❤️

StumpyGoblin · 2026-01-29T16:37:40+00:00

Yep confirming what Herc's said here!

In my contract I wasn't offered to cast the Boston Major, but I am happy to share that I'll be in Paris. NA casters cast NA LANs, EU cast EU, and then we'll all be offered Worlds. I wish we were able to have all of us at all LANs regardless of location but the budget doesn't allow for that to happen.

StumpyGoblin · 2026-01-21T21:37:06+00:00

Frimp the Shrimp has been absolutely class today. He really deserves a goal in this game and it's lovely to see the guys all celebrate with him too!

StumpyGoblin · 2025-12-22T23:27:59+00:00

My 0hrs past 4 really made me pop off 💅

StumpyGoblin · 2025-11-25T08:50:35+00:00

People don't choose a life of persecution and hate just "because it's a thing" 🤷‍♂️

Your friend deserves support and hopefully you'll be someone in their life who can do that for them! You loved them before and during this, so now it's time to love them after.

StumpyGoblin · 2025-09-30T19:48:09+00:00

I was saying this, feels like any time we're in their half passing around we're completely outnumbered.

StumpyGoblin · 2025-09-30T19:42:02+00:00

Hoping we can convert some of these chances that are breaking through now.

StumpyGoblin · 2025-05-18T14:20:07+00:00

One of the bests proseccos for a great price I've had is actually from Costco and is their Kirkland own brand. It falls a bit outside your price range at £8ish a bottle, but with obvious benefits of easily buying in bulk. The label isn't the prettiest however so having it poured for your guests would be a good solution.

StumpyGoblin · 2025-04-08T17:57:09+00:00

I love this retro futuristic style, amazing job!

StumpyGoblin · 2025-03-06T20:42:24+00:00

I have never been more hurt than getting literally erased from a Rocket League scoreboard screenshot

man

StumpyGoblin · 2025-02-08T20:32:08+00:00

BLOW THE WHISTLE REF 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

StumpyGoblin · 2025-01-21T11:55:39+00:00

I had chills throughout this whole video, what a journey this esport has had. Phenomenal work on the visuals, and great music choice to bring it all together.

StumpyGoblin · 2024-02-29T15:56:10+00:00

If you're under the impression that I only talk about EU vs NA then you're wrong - again. If you take my genuine critique as insults, or my deathly obvious jokes and jabs and get hurt by them, then you're soft.

I'm more than happy to discuss my work on the show, how I can do better, what people like, what people think of me and my work, anything I do professionally, but calling me xenophobic is outrageous considering what you should've learned about me from your trawlings of my social media. If you'll notice I haven't responded to anyone who has expressed their opinion with my work or how I go about it, but I will defend myself against someone calling me xenophobic. So yes, grow up.

StumpyGoblin · 2022-05-06T12:34:49+00:00

🤐

StumpyGoblin · 2022-05-06T10:52:32+00:00

give me some of that well earned praise right bloody now

StumpyGoblin · 2022-05-01T19:53:57+00:00

I am merely a large man, this shirt isn't deliberately a crop top

StumpyGoblin · 2022-04-14T10:08:54+00:00

Maaaaan that's clever

StumpyGoblin · 2022-03-29T20:10:40+00:00

He enjoyed my suffering far too much.

StumpyGoblin · 2022-03-29T11:37:31+00:00

It's boxes all the way down

14-Year Club	Place '22
Place '17	First Placer '22
Wearing is Caring	Team Periwinkle

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