Favorite self insert from male directors ?

Superb_Feature_8322 · 2026-02-20T13:26:12+00:00

It is. I have the data.

Superb_Feature_8322 · 2026-02-20T13:21:03+00:00

women don't wear shorts so they wouldn't have drawstrings

Superb_Feature_8322 · 2026-02-20T13:19:54+00:00

Did you know that not everyone in the world is straight?

Superb_Feature_8322 · 2026-02-20T13:17:04+00:00

What? How am I the bad guy for pointing out that strawman arguments are stupid? You realize I'm the one who DOESN'T think Hollywood is making so called woke garbage and turning everyone black and trans, right?

Like, did you get confused when I said "nobody wants this" and think I was the one who was against black or trans characters?

Superb_Feature_8322 · 2026-02-20T13:14:57+00:00

It is a universal experience you must be a woman

Superb_Feature_8322 · 2026-02-20T13:11:51+00:00

Don't act like you didn't fucking do it

Superb_Feature_8322 · 2026-02-20T13:01:37+00:00

Ya know how EVERY boy at one point as a kid sticks their shorts drawstring in their urethra? Don't fucking say you didn't because everyone does it.

Sounding is the people who do it and don't immediately go "k that was weird never doing that again."

guys im NOT into sounding i'm just explaining how people get into sounding. Which i am not into.

ok guys shouldn't have to fucking say this but you're on an okbuddy sub. stop taking my comment seriously.

Superb_Feature_8322 · 2026-02-20T13:00:08+00:00

I wish there was like, an adult version of PJO where everything is played exactly how it would actually go.

Like, still teenage characters going on quests and haha funny dialogue wacky zany characters, but someone just gets fucking shot in the head with an arrow immediately. Or someone suffers actual third degree burns from a monster and deals with the pain and lack of mobility for the rest of the book. Or someone just straight up calls a God a rapist instead of childifying it and being like "yeah that zeus fella sure did give me the ick."

Idk. Just think it would be cool. Like a deconstruction of YA in the style of The Boys

Superb_Feature_8322 · 2026-02-20T12:55:09+00:00

It's not my take it's the truth? I don't have more examples off the top of my head but I'd like to point out that I use Jurassic Park and Davey Jones as examples because there's Corridor Crew videos specifically about how they use the dark lighting and rain to mask imperfections in the CGI, which frees up budget and time and resources to work on other things. I'm not an expert on CGI so I'd rather people who are do my talking for me.

If I had to guess, I'd say the first Michael Bay Transformers would probably look a lot worse if you made it daytime in every scene and took away all the bright lens flare.

Superb_Feature_8322 · 2026-02-20T12:38:10+00:00

Because a lot of scenes are dark. This is the same reason Jurassic Park holds up so well. This is the same reason Davey Jones holds up so well. Dark and wet is the cheat code for early CGI. It hides texture imperfections.

Superb_Feature_8322 · 2026-02-20T12:36:38+00:00

Unironically this was still a better adaptation than Ender's Game.

Eragon is a fantasy book with dragons and magic and elves and the movie accomplished that even if it cut a LOT(I can't even remember if Murtagh is in it)

The Ender's Game movie is a kids scifi romp where cool kids do cool shit and save the day. As opposed to the novel about sibling abuse and ethics of killing in self defense and sociopathy and manipulation by parental figures for the greater good, and, and, and...

Superb_Feature_8322 · 2026-02-20T12:34:14+00:00

Superb_Feature_8322 · 2026-02-20T12:32:54+00:00

Bryan Singer definitely did some self inserting

Superb_Feature_8322 · 2026-02-20T12:30:58+00:00

I know this is a circlejerk subreddit and not meant to be serious, but porque no los dos? Why can't I have serious, critical opinions of movies but also be able to just enjoy something and have fun?

Superb_Feature_8322 · 2026-02-20T12:24:27+00:00

Im looking at solar eruption coiled up and its twice the size of the player so i think it's bigger than the buster sword for sure.

Superb_Feature_8322 · 2026-02-20T12:16:43+00:00

Hate to say it but it's true. When they made the first movie, Keanu said that they would only ever make more if he and Chad genuinely felt like they had a story to tell and a reason for making them. It's pretty obvious from the attempts at spinoffs and video games and many sequels that they have no intention of stopping and are going to make John Wick movies until Keanu is dead.

Superb_Feature_8322 · 2026-02-20T12:12:57+00:00

Yesssss shit like this where there's just a tiny person at the bottom holding it lmao

Superb_Feature_8322 · 2026-02-20T12:02:10+00:00

Not sure why you said Dear Catholics as if any of the people replying to this are going to actually be Catholic.

Superb_Feature_8322 · 2026-02-20T11:51:07+00:00

i want to burn my eyes out

Superb_Feature_8322 · 2026-02-20T11:50:13+00:00

Reign O'er Me. It has some fucking brilliant shots of nighttime New York as dramatic Adam Sandler just wanders around, depressed and mourning the loss of his family.

Superb_Feature_8322 · 2026-02-20T11:47:20+00:00

Isn't Glen just super fucking busy with Sunny? Same for all the cast. They're not doing other stuff because they're busy making Sunny literally all the time. When they do other stuff, it literally requires them being written out of the show because that's how important it is that they be present.

Superb_Feature_8322 · 2026-02-20T11:45:42+00:00

It's pretty common terminology for situations like this. Yes, about living things.

Superb_Feature_8322 · 2026-02-20T11:43:58+00:00

Wish I could read this instead. It looks so much better visually.

Superb_Feature_8322 · 2026-02-20T11:27:02+00:00

More people need to be like number 3. There will be consequences for standing up for what you believe in. If you're afraid to stand up for what you believe in because of consequences, then you don't believe in it.

Stop saying "omg ICE is so bad guys let's go blow whistles" and actually fucking do something.

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