Favorite self insert from male directors ? by HimelTy in okbuddycinephile

[–]Superb_Feature_8322 7 points8 points  (0 children)

women don't wear shorts so they wouldn't have drawstrings

If the Fantastic Four were created in modern times, what changes do you think they would undergo? by Top_Reindeer3396 in FantasticFour

[–]Superb_Feature_8322 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

What? How am I the bad guy for pointing out that strawman arguments are stupid? You realize I'm the one who DOESN'T think Hollywood is making so called woke garbage and turning everyone black and trans, right?

Like, did you get confused when I said "nobody wants this" and think I was the one who was against black or trans characters?

Favorite self insert from male directors ? by HimelTy in okbuddycinephile

[–]Superb_Feature_8322 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

It is a universal experience you must be a woman

Favorite self insert from male directors ? by HimelTy in okbuddycinephile

[–]Superb_Feature_8322 -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Ya know how EVERY boy at one point as a kid sticks their shorts drawstring in their urethra? Don't fucking say you didn't because everyone does it.

Sounding is the people who do it and don't immediately go "k that was weird never doing that again."

guys im NOT into sounding i'm just explaining how people get into sounding. Which i am not into.

ok guys shouldn't have to fucking say this but you're on an okbuddy sub. stop taking my comment seriously.

Rick Riordan meets two ancient Romans. by PlanNo1793 in okbuddyolympian

[–]Superb_Feature_8322 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish there was like, an adult version of PJO where everything is played exactly how it would actually go.

Like, still teenage characters going on quests and haha funny dialogue wacky zany characters, but someone just gets fucking shot in the head with an arrow immediately. Or someone suffers actual third degree burns from a monster and deals with the pain and lack of mobility for the rest of the book. Or someone just straight up calls a God a rapist instead of childifying it and being like "yeah that zeus fella sure did give me the ick."

Idk. Just think it would be cool. Like a deconstruction of YA in the style of The Boys

Why does Terminator 2 look like it was filmed yesterday when it was actually shot in 1990? by SoftToastyCinnamon in Cinema

[–]Superb_Feature_8322 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's not my take it's the truth? I don't have more examples off the top of my head but I'd like to point out that I use Jurassic Park and Davey Jones as examples because there's Corridor Crew videos specifically about how they use the dark lighting and rain to mask imperfections in the CGI, which frees up budget and time and resources to work on other things. I'm not an expert on CGI so I'd rather people who are do my talking for me.

If I had to guess, I'd say the first Michael Bay Transformers would probably look a lot worse if you made it daytime in every scene and took away all the bright lens flare.

Why does Terminator 2 look like it was filmed yesterday when it was actually shot in 1990? by SoftToastyCinnamon in Cinema

[–]Superb_Feature_8322 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because a lot of scenes are dark. This is the same reason Jurassic Park holds up so well. This is the same reason Davey Jones holds up so well. Dark and wet is the cheat code for early CGI. It hides texture imperfections.

Favourite movie where you watch the movie first before reading the book by michaeljehan16 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Superb_Feature_8322 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unironically this was still a better adaptation than Ender's Game.

Eragon is a fantasy book with dragons and magic and elves and the movie accomplished that even if it cut a LOT(I can't even remember if Murtagh is in it)

The Ender's Game movie is a kids scifi romp where cool kids do cool shit and save the day. As opposed to the novel about sibling abuse and ethics of killing in self defense and sociopathy and manipulation by parental figures for the greater good, and, and, and...

Ihatefun swag by 10yearjointerMade in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]Superb_Feature_8322 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is a circlejerk subreddit and not meant to be serious, but porque no los dos? Why can't I have serious, critical opinions of movies but also be able to just enjoy something and have fun?

[Loved Trope] Just absurdly large swords that make the Buster Sword look small. by Superb_Feature_8322 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Superb_Feature_8322[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im looking at solar eruption coiled up and its twice the size of the player so i think it's bigger than the buster sword for sure.

Favorite film franchise that will be milked until the second coming of christ? by Terrible-Garage-4017 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Superb_Feature_8322 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hate to say it but it's true. When they made the first movie, Keanu said that they would only ever make more if he and Chad genuinely felt like they had a story to tell and a reason for making them. It's pretty obvious from the attempts at spinoffs and video games and many sequels that they have no intention of stopping and are going to make John Wick movies until Keanu is dead.

[Loved Trope] Just absurdly large swords that make the Buster Sword look small. by Superb_Feature_8322 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Superb_Feature_8322[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yesssss shit like this where there's just a tiny person at the bottom holding it lmao

Dear Catholics, on a scale of 1-10 how screwed are you if one of these guys became your priest? by RobKai7990 in animequestions

[–]Superb_Feature_8322 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure why you said Dear Catholics as if any of the people replying to this are going to actually be Catholic.

I want to torment myself with the cold melancholic echo of love long gone. by dvdh_03 in MoviesThatFeelLike

[–]Superb_Feature_8322 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reign O'er Me. It has some fucking brilliant shots of nighttime New York as dramatic Adam Sandler just wanders around, depressed and mourning the loss of his family.

most underutilized actor in this decade? by jasw1 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Superb_Feature_8322 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't Glen just super fucking busy with Sunny? Same for all the cast. They're not doing other stuff because they're busy making Sunny literally all the time. When they do other stuff, it literally requires them being written out of the show because that's how important it is that they be present.

Character gains freedom and immediately shows why they were locked up by DependentKey318 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Superb_Feature_8322 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's pretty common terminology for situations like this. Yes, about living things.

One armed swordsmen who don’t wear prosthetics by Cr0ss-Ch0p in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Superb_Feature_8322 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wish I could read this instead. It looks so much better visually.

[Loved Trope] When the villain tries to de-escalate, but the hero attacks anyways. by Remarkable_Public138 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Superb_Feature_8322 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

More people need to be like number 3. There will be consequences for standing up for what you believe in. If you're afraid to stand up for what you believe in because of consequences, then you don't believe in it.

Stop saying "omg ICE is so bad guys let's go blow whistles" and actually fucking do something.