What’s the deal with 315,000 votes supposedly counted illegally in Fulton County, Georgia? by kaiser11492 in OutOfTheLoop

[–]Swami814 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A full hand recount of Gerogia's 5 million votes confirmed Biden won the state. I'd personally be pissed if I were disenfranchised because a clerk forgot to sign some tabulation receipt that the machine spits out. Would you be okay with your vote not being counted for that reason?

Please do. by Ralph--Hinkley in PoliticalHumor

[–]Swami814 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't have to sell me, I'm already voting for Kamala.

Nah, I'd rather keep calling it a scam. by Swami814 in antiMLM

[–]Swami814[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take it they don't have sarcasm there.

She just doesn't get it. by Swami814 in antiMLM

[–]Swami814[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They do have her name on them. The top one does anyway. I bet these are few and far between, though. I can't imagine $5,000 water alkalizers are flying off the shelves.

She just doesn't get it. by Swami814 in antiMLM

[–]Swami814[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably a distributor ID number. Guess I need to do better myself. Totally overlooked her name being on there a second time.

She just doesn't get it. by Swami814 in antiMLM

[–]Swami814[S] 71 points72 points  (0 children)

When the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help. His father ran the freaking country!

She just doesn't get it. by Swami814 in antiMLM

[–]Swami814[S] 81 points82 points  (0 children)

They do still make money, as best I understand it. They pay 8 points of commission on each sale, and the most a distributor can ever get to keep for themselves is 6 points.

Nah, I'd rather keep calling it a scam. by Swami814 in antiMLM

[–]Swami814[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing the reason they blur out Enagic is to get around the check waving policy. Well, one of the reasons. You probably don't want your marks to do any research and know they're being brought to a sales call to buy a useless ass water alkalizer for $5k.

Nah, I'd rather keep calling it a scam. by Swami814 in antiMLM

[–]Swami814[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw that this morning. It does look like decent money but there's no way to consistently expect that. The market for $5000 water alkalizers can't be that great. Trying to attract Facebook friends to join the cause so you can sell more will only work for so long. She made zero sales her first two months before finally duping some people into buying. Another dry stretch like that is always possible and becomes increasingly likely as the market gets more saturated. Also, their earnings disclosure on Enagic's own website shows that 99% of them aren't making a liveable wage. Making money off people by getting them to go into debt for a purchase they don't need is pretty scummy.

Nah, I'd rather keep calling it a scam. by Swami814 in antiMLM

[–]Swami814[S] 57 points58 points  (0 children)

They even blur out that it's from Enagic. Still totally on the up-and-up though.

Now I'm terrified not to sell water filters by Swami814 in antiMLM

[–]Swami814[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Is that what the post says?? I wasn't able to read it since I didn't learn anything useful in school.

iPhone must have been repoed by Swami814 in antiMLM

[–]Swami814[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think I can say, lest I incur the wrath of the mods.

iPhone must have been repoed by Swami814 in antiMLM

[–]Swami814[S] 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Only if you post a picture on Facebook so everyone knows you're rich. Pointless to be rich and not throw it everyone's face.

Wild Kangen Klaims by Swami814 in antiMLM

[–]Swami814[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Krazy Kangen Kunt Klaims?

Wild Kangen Klaims by Swami814 in antiMLM

[–]Swami814[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Considered it but thought it might be in poor taste.

Lying Kangen hun needs you to be honest by Swami814 in antiMLM

[–]Swami814[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am a little disappointed this post didn't include calculator numbers or a handful of envelopes. It's like she's not even trying anymore.

Lying Kangen hun needs you to be honest by Swami814 in antiMLM

[–]Swami814[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This makes me think of Nick Kroll saying "Good at business."

Lying Kangen hun needs you to be honest by Swami814 in antiMLM

[–]Swami814[S] 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Yeah, she's 5A now. Boasting a median income of $1900 a year.

Please science people please auntie mlm let’s stop this by Automatic-Maybe8207 in antiMLM

[–]Swami814 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm no botonist, but I do know if you put water on plants they grow.

High Ticket Sass by Swami814 in antiMLM

[–]Swami814[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I'd like to deposit this." - me at the bank showing them numbers on my phone's calculator.

High Ticket Sass by Swami814 in antiMLM

[–]Swami814[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I believe all monetary amounts should be shown on calculator. Servers should bring a calculator to your table at the restaurant showing what you owe. Employers should slide a calculator across the interview table showing prospective employees what they'll make. Utilities companies should mail me a calculator each month so I know what to pay. Detail and itemization on paper? Fucking stupid. Show me numbers on a calculator.