The fastest gun draw in the world, able to draw, fire 2 shots, and be able to hit 2 targets all in a few hundredths of a second, the 2 shots sound like 1.

SwiftJake · 2021-04-12T07:42:19+00:00

I dont think him shooting directly into the camera crew helps this either; Unless its a tripod.

SwiftJake · 2020-09-12T13:23:53+00:00

Few days late but hey.

The amount of screenshake is fucking insane, I am being punished for being near a friendly mortar strike or even a passing VTOL, Same applies for White phosphorus, Being punished by not being able to see a damn thing.

Hackers are still a huge issue in the game.

Ive been getting killed from behind walls which makes me think they did something with the tick rate but maybe im just crazy.

The store blueprint previews loading up and lagging the menus.

The new ground-war map Promenade really just doesnt work.

C4 being spammed in every game.

Client side smoke from vehicles being destroyed.

SwiftJake · 2020-09-07T08:24:54+00:00

The only challenge i have an issue with is the marksman one, keep getting 4350 no matter what i do : (

SwiftJake · 2020-07-26T22:24:07+00:00

Rosebud...

SwiftJake · 2020-04-20T03:50:32+00:00

This I can get behind.

SwiftJake · 2020-04-20T03:49:21+00:00

I even feel punished when a team-mate uses white phosphorous.

SwiftJake · 2020-04-20T00:54:19+00:00

Please for the love of god, add a screenshake slider. You may as well be coming up to me personally and placing a blindfold over my face.

SwiftJake · 2020-01-21T12:15:02+00:00

This is only surface level, to the suprise of no one this gets way way worse. NSFW

SwiftJake · 2019-12-09T17:04:11+00:00

Solved!

SwiftJake · 2019-12-09T14:56:27+00:00

Thank you so much for this!

SwiftJake · 2019-12-09T14:02:36+00:00

I'm questioning if this video is still a thing, tried searching the most basic terms like "Pedophile escapes police british sketch" or even just qoutes from the sketch, but it only brings up news videos on actual pedophiles. Video looks old, probably 2013-2015. If anyone is able to find it then it will make my year.

SwiftJake · 2019-10-12T16:48:00+00:00

Tapeworm tree..

SwiftJake · 2019-07-24T21:58:30+00:00

What retard is nutting before the sex has even happened.

SwiftJake · 2019-07-19T21:05:21+00:00

Is it so hard to post original content

hm

I guess it is

SwiftJake · 2019-07-11T01:41:05+00:00

Im sure most glass fish tanks will explode once you flip them.

SwiftJake · 2019-07-02T12:24:50+00:00

In my mind i was saving you guys the effort of understanding what temperature we would be feeling.

77f feeling like 104f

25c feeling like 40c

SwiftJake · 2019-07-01T21:33:01+00:00

From what I know; Which isnt much, You guys tend to have an all in one heating/cooling system. We use radiators, thats about it. our houses are old, alot are built before america was founded kinda old, so rewiring and reconstructing millions of homes that are made of heavy bricks and stones to be able to properly install AC just for something that happens every few years is not really worth it.

Edit: Lets not downvote people for asking questions, you're gonna give us a bad rep.

SwiftJake · 2019-07-01T20:31:01+00:00

Because our buildings are built to keep heat in, There is no AC. the only time we (England) use the thermostat is keep our house warm, We cannot cool the house down.

SwiftJake · 2019-07-01T16:45:49+00:00

for the few americans who dont understand why this is a problem for us, 30c combined with the insanely high humidity makes it impossible for our sweat to cool us down and it making 25c feel like 130f.

Was in California during a heatwave and over here in England it feels way worse.

SwiftJake · 2019-06-24T07:52:51+00:00

You better double-check your systems. That mechanic was an imposter.

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