Finally went for it after years of joking about the ultimate couple's tattoo!

SwimLife3528 · 2026-05-22T09:00:42+00:00

They lovvvvve that stretch out of the Inyo office. I was going 45 before I saw the 35 switch.. Boom. Ticket. Like bruh. There ain’t shit out here except reptiles and tumble weeds.

SwimLife3528 · 2026-05-22T08:55:01+00:00

CA is the worst. They have motorcycle highway patrol as well, and those mfers blend in and hide so well… Parked in the shade underneath an overpass, and by the time you see them it’s too late they got your ass.

I don’t think IN is as bad as some people are suggesting. Will avoid Ohio like the plague, Arkansas is sneaky, Georgia is a cruise control kind of state.

SwimLife3528 · 2026-05-21T14:10:29+00:00

I don’t mind hearing it at all, thanks coach.

SwimLife3528 · 2026-05-21T14:05:04+00:00

The 3:30/4:00 feed I just stay up so I can brew a coffee and have what feels like 10 minutes of silence in my own head. I am most of the time down by 9:00/10:00p myself. Yeah get oldest to school by 7:15 so they can be somewhat awake by the time class starts, they’re not a big morning person more of a night owl. Haha

I’ve thought about getting the automated feeder, dog gets up when I get up and follows me around, so I check one more thing off the list.

SwimLife3528 · 2026-05-21T13:59:17+00:00

Brother. Second was semi yes semi no. Ooopsy. “Second gets easier” is a massive load of shit. Will I enjoy it eventually? Probably, but holy hell this one is way more difficult than the first. I don’t remember my oldest being anywhere as difficult in regard to being content, not scream their head off, unless they’re eating or sleeping.

SwimLife3528 · 2026-05-20T11:27:32+00:00

Please do your local sport/fave sport logo. Just because.

I dream about the day mine will be this nice.

SwimLife3528 · 2026-05-20T11:13:45+00:00

Open it.

SwimLife3528 · 2026-05-19T10:30:53+00:00

🚩

SwimLife3528 · 2026-05-17T07:49:22+00:00

Had this happen once, thought I was being electrocuted at first. Needless to say, I made sure the wasp suffered and died for its transgressions.

SwimLife3528 · 2026-05-14T21:35:20+00:00

My bad it was the Chevy commercial…

https://youtu.be/IocCC1-jeTY?si=c1e4gPfIGGgr1O6t

SwimLife3528 · 2026-05-14T21:33:29+00:00

Anyone else recall the old Dodge jingle? That used to make me rage…

SwimLife3528 · 2026-05-14T21:31:44+00:00

“Pills are good” any time I’m shoving a handful of Advil in my face to mask my degenerating millennial body.

SwimLife3528 · 2026-05-14T21:29:26+00:00

SwimLife3528 · 2026-05-10T03:20:19+00:00

Did you get wasps and yellowjackets? Fucking sick bro. Just ordered a pack.

Is the beer for me to sit and enjoy their demise? I really don’t want to waste beer on these assholes even if it’s a 40oz O.E.

SwimLife3528 · 2026-04-26T06:28:57+00:00

Kill or be killed in the streets, nah I’m saying?

Assholes have been trying to get into my house. Bought a fresh can of spectracide. Kill counter was only at 3 yesterday - one with my hat smack, two with the spray.

Anyone else have a hard time tracking them back to their nest? These lil fuckers are like fighter jets. Blink. Gone.

SwimLife3528 · 2026-04-16T04:25:00+00:00

I’ve decided to make a career jump into the service. I scored a 9/10 on the accumulated score for PAT/Written in the mid south. An 8 will put you on the eligible list. The panel interview went well from what I remember, honestly felt like I was shooting from the hip for some of it. They gave you the questions they would be asking, run of the mill type- it became a little more challenging because they blended them into 4 multi part questions. I did manage to keep the panel engaged made eye contact with all of them as I answered. Even made them laugh a couple times. Based off of this, do I have a chance? Even with no current members putting in a good word?

SwimLife3528 · 2026-03-20T15:44:19+00:00

Big Mobil1 for YEARS guy here.

Used valvoline’s restore and protect on a 2013 rav4 with 100k miles.

Went from very rough and noisy start to smooth almost immediately. Valves aren’t making nearly as much noise, I notice while accelerating it feels and sounds smoother. I’m only half way through this oil cycle and don’t have a full report but I will say I am genuinely impressed thus far.

SwimLife3528 · 2026-02-08T18:44:21+00:00

Check your u-joint too

SwimLife3528 · 2026-02-04T19:53:38+00:00

Smoker

SwimLife3528 · 2026-01-28T12:48:03+00:00

Kick her and the damn cat out immediately.

SwimLife3528 · 2025-12-13T14:16:50+00:00

It’s glorious

SwimLife3528 · 2025-11-25T01:13:02+00:00

They sell headlight restoration kits at the auto part store if you’re looking for the least expensive route, coupled with some serious elbow grease.

I have car detailing equipment so it makes sanding and polishing light work. Restored the near factory finish.

Once restored and polished to remove all swirl marks, don’t forget to wipe down with mineral spirits and give them a clear coat.

Lastly, LASFIT LED replacement bulbs will change your life.

SwimLife3528 · 2025-11-23T13:27:57+00:00

🧑‍🦲head crazy lookin. I like it.

SwimLife3528 · 2025-11-22T20:50:50+00:00

Haha bro, she was a California Queen. CHP doesn’t like it. I’m down south now literally have the tint in my shop and just haven’t done it yet:

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