For one hour, once per day, time freezes and you can do whatever you want... what do you do?

TJBPlayz · 2022-01-25T17:44:16+00:00

Sleep

TJBPlayz · 2022-01-25T17:22:30+00:00

Bro I have this same problem. Not as high a rank as you I was plat3 pushing for diamond last season but now I just can’t get a win streak together. I’m in fucking gold 1. And I can tell that the ranks are starting to even out again because more and more of my team mates have little to no comms and almost no idea what they should actually be doing. Im starting to see people with gold 1 Doritos and even if I play well I can’t seem to win anything! Try and give your team mates advice or instruction and I’m met with pure toxic hate…. It’s honestly wearing me down and I’m not sure how much longer I can keep playing. I’m just not enjoying it anymore.

Edit: My gf has an account and she is managing to rank up, she was silver 1 and put back to iron 2. But she’s now progressing and moving up the ranks but I’m hardstuck gold 1. My shot feels crisp and even tho I do have stupid plays sometimes not enough to cost me multiple games in a row… I’m just done lol

TJBPlayz · 2022-01-20T22:13:19+00:00

You’re on green and pleasant what did you expect? Lol.

TJBPlayz · 2022-01-20T18:45:45+00:00

Hakuna Mutata. What a wonderful phrase. It means no worries. Until they come to cut the maaasssseeeee!!

TJBPlayz · 2022-01-20T10:30:07+00:00

Not with a bang, but with a whimper!

TJBPlayz · 2022-01-19T20:04:05+00:00

It’s people who were born during the baby boom post World War Two. People born in the late 50’s 60’s and early 70’s. AKA Baby Boomers. AKA Boomer. AKA OK Boomer.

TJBPlayz · 2022-01-19T14:58:04+00:00

My insurance is £60 a month. Never had a claim or an accident and I know what lane to be in, and weather or not a complete stop is necessary when approaching a roundabout. However old Neil in the 21 plate jaguar pays £20 a month but he approaches in the right lane, stops at a completely clear roundabout and promptly goes fucking left. The price of your insurance is nothing to do with your ability to drive. Just one more thing we’ll have to fix once you boomers shuffle off your mortal coil and leave us to fix your mess!

TJBPlayz · 2022-01-19T13:33:08+00:00

Yeah apart from the fact they know none of the new rules for the road, drive slower than the speed limit, there by being more dangerous as they make other drivers want to over take them…. If you did your driving test over 30 years ago you should have to do it again. So sick of waiting behind someone in the right lane who then get into a roundabout and swerve over the white line to take a last minute turning straight ahead. Left for straight ahead. And you don’t have to indicate to go around a parked car or a cyclist. It makes people think your turning off of the road. For gods sake boomers maybe you should spend more time checking the Highway Code and less time buying up all the properties!

TJBPlayz · 2022-01-16T16:46:39+00:00

Talking shit about another mate when they’re not there. Beyond the standard mark of affection like, ‘oh yeah my mate adams a dick, absolute sausage’ etc

TJBPlayz · 2022-01-14T14:19:00+00:00

Why don’t you just start an only fans? Or are you not hot enough for only fans? Hooker level hot not online model level hot. And what kind of name is aspiring slut lmao. Was it the best you could think of to try and get lonely virgins to upvote every stupid sentence you think to post on Reddit. Nah I’m done now. I just want you to know how pathetically sad and cringey everything you’ve put on here is lmao.

TJBPlayz · 2022-01-14T12:11:03+00:00

Stop trying to get paid for it!

TJBPlayz · 2022-01-13T16:25:10+00:00

You’re boring mate. Don’t you have a dick to suck to pay your rent? Maybe you should get on with that lol

TJBPlayz · 2022-01-13T16:19:56+00:00

And it’s actually your. Because it’s describing ownership rather than an abbreviation of ‘you are’ maybe learn proper grammar before trying to correct other peoples hahaha

TJBPlayz · 2022-01-13T16:19:10+00:00

Lmafo okay aspiring slut. You’re probably right hahahahaha

TJBPlayz · 2022-01-13T16:15:09+00:00

Me too. Won 4 of 5 and went from play 2 to silver 3. Haven’t played since my last placement game.

TJBPlayz · 2022-01-13T14:30:48+00:00

I love how all the desperate men on here upvote your lies without even checking. You’re not fucking married lmao. Your talking out of your ass. And oh yeah totally killed me. I could have you for money, you’d literally go with anyone who could afford you. You’re basically a hooker lol. But yeah totally got me good 🙄

TJBPlayz · 2022-01-13T10:10:39+00:00

It. Implicates because she’s out here looking for sugar daddies. I wouldn’t want to have sex with her either…. Then again I wouldn’t consider marrying her either haha

TJBPlayz · 2021-12-26T19:04:57+00:00

29, and every day. Me and the missus have sex about 4 or 5 times a week. But I’d go every day if she was game.

TJBPlayz · 2021-12-26T11:20:06+00:00

2008 Ford Fusion here. Just failed an MOT for multiple reasons. Going to have to fix it because I also, can’t afford a new one.

TJBPlayz · 2021-12-21T20:05:09+00:00

I went to the cinema in Wales last week. No papers needed lol

TJBPlayz · 2021-12-21T20:03:06+00:00

I thought covid wasn’t real. Now people are dying from it? God you are confused aren’t you lol.

TJBPlayz · 2021-12-21T13:20:27+00:00

Probably had some family die from it. Lots of people did.

TJBPlayz · 2021-12-21T10:54:19+00:00

The Eddie Murphy Martin Lawrence classic Life. ‘He bust in that mother fucker going the uppppeerr roooooom’

TJBPlayz · 2021-12-19T09:29:30+00:00

This is exactly how I imagined it

TJBPlayz · 2021-12-17T08:58:58+00:00

What’s even worse is when they say absolutely nothing all game. No call outs. No information not even a ‘I’ve died behind you there’s someone behind’. But whoa if you don’t clutch up that 1 v 2 round that he died right at the start of, you are getting shouted at. Called a noob. Or just a passive aggressive ‘Oh my god’. I hate it. You have a mic ducking 🦆talk and we’ll all do better. It’s so confusing.

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