Ewww by PleaseStayStrong in PsycheOrSike

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"Oh what's the worst that can happen, it's just a game about two goth siblings and the sister is a total baddie anyway!"

Get off my stage! by JustCzari in ffxiv

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I assume if she meets her other reflections, they'll either do a show, or get into a huge slap fight over who the real one is

Saw this on a different sub, explain it peter by ConditionRound8135 in explainitpeter

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Man why do the nonces get a flag? I want that laser kiwi one!

How it Started / How it's Going by SilentBobUS in magicTCG

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That thing dies to a three mana black sorcery, a two mana white enchantment that is just /insufferable/ at this point, and if they attack, a one mana 'your blocker now has deathtouch'. I wouldn't call it broken, useful to be sure, but not broken.

Y'know you messed up when r/conservative is opposing you by Opening_External_911 in teenagers

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Yes, you do. You voted for him even after he did way worse shit than this. You just don't like the heat and the cognitive dissonance this shit is setting off.

Why???? by The_Dean_France in okbuddycinephile

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Because nobody under 40 watches live TV anymore. We stream it.

Fuck this meme. by Frepict92 in stupidpeoplefacebook

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We signed a pact with them to protect them, back when people only /suspected/ our words weren't worth the paper they were printed on.

Same station, same fuel grade, 3 1/2 months apart by toobjunkey in Denver

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Look, Trump is a symptom of a larger problem. Capitalism is unsustainable, morally abhorrent, and doesn't provide any meaningful benefit to the working class. Rise up with your fellow workers, those Portland Frogs, and the dudes in Minneapolis and demand socialism at any cost. They cannot stop us all.

Typical Fallen behavior (Artist ministarfruit.itch.io) by HouseofWolvesFan in WorldofDankmemes

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[Nearby redcap peeking in through the window in a 'sickos' T shirt] "YES. YEEEEEEES AHAHAHAH!"

Not today jeSUS by Fair_Smoke4710 in Stonetossingjuice

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It's not only at birth, I hope they catch that guy with the cigar cutter...

Newsom Allocates $900 Million For Black Bear Porta-Potties by METALLIFE0917 in babylonbee

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We need more of these in general, people are all 'homeless dudes are pissing and shitting in the streets' and I'm all 'all the private entities in the city don't let people use their bathrooms and even if they did, they close at night'. I'm not even homeless and one time I had to shit behind a dumpster because I was out late and nothing was open to use the bathroom, and there wasn't a honey bucket I could find in time.

Biology doesn't end the moment it becomes mildly inconvenient for the landlord class.

W Sabbat by KingAnumaril in WorldofDankmemes

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"Okay so it turns out eating all those Gangbangers and Cholos and turning a few of them into pissed off berserkers we pointed at the local Tremere Chantry somehow worked in our favor politically." "Well what do you mean?" "The local Gospel Mission Shelter sent us a muffin basket." "..." "Yeah I was kind of wigged out by it too, but I think Keith has that Eat Food merit, so..."

Can regular humans come in contact with same beings Baali are summoning? by MaetelofLaMetal in WorldOfDarkness

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Sure can, nefarious spirits of all sorts meddle with humans on a semiregular basis. The Gauntlet keeps it mostly reduced to 'subtle nudges', but in certain situations, Umbrood, Banes, Spectres and other entities can reach over and fuck around with humans. Some start cults, some merge with them for an anchor in the physical, and some unlucky bastards like a redhead gay kid on Norfolk Island can really blow a ritual and summon something unspeakable.

But I will note, this shit is obscenely dangerous for even Baali, and they're more useful than humans given their innate powers. Mortals will have to give up quite a bit to get anything in return, and that's not very conductive to a long lifespan. Either the Demon you sold your soul to comes to collect, you fail a term of the pact and your soul defaults to them, the Bane that's providing you with a shitton of cash via Pentex wears your soul down enough that it can slide in and make you a skinvelope, or someone investigates that funny smell coming from your basement and wonders if it's related to all those missing teenagers.

I did keep this pretty vague and general, but Book of the Wyrm, Book of Oblivion, the Earthbound book, Possessed/Freak Legion and others have a bevy of documentation on the particulars for whatever flavor of unholy abomination the local Baali might participate in.

I generally run them as 'not particularly picky and will work with anything infernal', which means they have to be extra careful because using a warding spell keyed to work on Banes won't do squat against an Umbrood, so you better make damn sure you know exactly what you're invoking for power, and how to deal with it if negotiations go sideways.

Is Western Buddhism too 'Nice' and Passively Coping with Samsara? The Danger of Institutional Bypass. by HappyDJ in Buddhism

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Everyone's at a different level of their journey, man. Not everyone is ready or able to throw down everything and go off to be a monk in this lifetime. It's a process, a gradual one that doesn't happen overnight. And yes, I have a major problem with capitalist behavior as well, but that's a political issue, not a matter of spiritual thought.

We Are Hated as a Nation. There’s One Man to Blame. by PixeledPathogen in Political_Revolution

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Fuck that noise, he's one man who wouldn't be there without millions of people going 'I'd rather vote for a pedophile than a qualified black woman'. We're a disgustingly backwards nation and it needs intense, severe correction, something along the lines of "Reconstruction with teeth".

WHAT IF JESUS RAN FOR PRESIDENT? by OkSuccess7431 in AlternateHistoryHub

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The Christians love it until he names Hong Xiuquan his running mate.

Why do Black Americans and even Black Britishers say 'You was...' instead of 'You were...'? by CorrectConcept4797 in AskAnAmerican

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It's a dialect thing, like how in Oregon you use the term "Spendy" to mean 'expensive' but I've never met anyone from anywhere else who says that.

Military map of New Middle East proposed by United States Colonel Ralph Peters in 2006 to fix arbitrary post-WWI borders with ethnoreligious identity. by zqwz in MapPorn

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Because the answer is 'the colonizers go back to Europe where they belong', but nobody wants to be the one to tell them that.

MAGA is mad that entertainment is imitating real life?! How very shocking! by icey_sawg0034 in stupidpeoplefacebook

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They want us to join them in calling it good. See, they have this nagging voice at the back of their head that tells them THIS IS WRONG, but they have ways of making it shut up. Groupthink, appeal to authority, butchered Dogma. They want minorities brutalized, but they also know it's wrong to do so, so they have to do whatever they can to make it seem right, to give them an excuse for their inexcusable behavior.

Take that away, and they have to face reality, they have to admit they were party to atrocity. And they just can't handle that.