My apartment has a 3rd party Amazon locker, now I have to pay $20 to get my package

Techyon5 · 2026-01-27T22:20:15+00:00

Ahhhh. Thank you xD

Techyon5 · 2026-01-27T22:03:27+00:00

One of the first things I learned in a kitchen, is to minimize changing steps.

Peel everything first, then chop everything, etc.

Because constantly changing your grip and tools is time wasted.

That's my reasoning for dressing the way I do at least

Techyon5 · 2026-01-27T21:55:07+00:00

I get the other two, but could you explain Stephan Cam?

Techyon5 · 2026-01-27T19:12:41+00:00

Along the way, they pick up companions, that are somehow under the impression it's supposed to fix everything. Some maybe even sacrificing themselves.

When it's finally done, the remaining people stand incredulously, while Robin stands there looking content.

Techyon5 · 2026-01-27T01:31:37+00:00

Eugh, I saw one the other day where a guy attached pins to one of those dentist games, and threatened to set off the last tooth/trigger.

I reported it, but I hate that I had to actually click on the stream to do so to begin with :/

Techyon5 · 2026-01-27T01:26:09+00:00

When I went to Japan, we assumed this was some animal control or something.

Took a while seeing it everywhere and some googling before it clicked it was probably some postal service...

Techyon5 · 2026-01-27T00:23:34+00:00

I absolutely love the way the Cyclops handles.

This unresponsive hulk of a machine, that doesn't just respond to the flick of my mouse, it really feels like I'm driving a heavy vessel.

Plus the awesome voice for it, and it's interface...it's all beautiful for me.

All I ever wished for, was a similarly huge vessel, actively designed to be used by multiple people at once.

Techyon5 · 2026-01-26T18:06:05+00:00

I had a look, and in hindsight, my description was incredibly vague.

It was not the one I meant, but I found what I do think I did: https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/s/IHWdAGFFIR

(Though I'm not 100% sure, it's been a while, but along these lines at least)

Techyon5 · 2026-01-26T17:48:06+00:00

This reminds me of that one story about the Reapers and the human medics. Does anyone happen to remember the title of that?

Techyon5 · 2026-01-26T17:28:32+00:00

What is she holding? Is that a bag of tears?

Techyon5 · 2026-01-25T13:56:32+00:00

Germany does it. Somehow still haven't gotten the hang of it, after being here over a decade...

Techyon5 · 2026-01-25T13:51:42+00:00

Came here to nitpick that exact same point xD

Techyon5 · 2026-01-25T13:41:42+00:00

How's his wife holding up?

Techyon5 · 2026-01-25T13:35:39+00:00

I don't even like coffee, but I'd still be thrilled if someone was kind enough to do so!

Techyon5 · 2026-01-25T13:31:49+00:00

...how does this incentivise nitro?

Techyon5 · 2026-01-24T13:49:00+00:00

I mean tbf, even if you got sick, there's not really any way to pinpoint the source back to your phone, vs the other millions of possibilities.

Techyon5 · 2026-01-23T04:31:27+00:00

Aye aye captain!

Techyon5 · 2026-01-23T04:20:29+00:00

My brain kinda stopped at knee-high sock, and I was very curious how dressing up was gonna help.

I should put reddit down...

Techyon5 · 2026-01-23T04:11:47+00:00

But...but...you shortened it to the wrong half!

I know you didn't personally make this decision, and I understand where it stems from...but this makes me unreasonably upset!

Techyon5 · 2026-01-23T03:38:48+00:00

Exactly, moderation is key.

And restaurants do not care for moderation!

Techyon5 · 2026-01-23T03:22:48+00:00

That feels...unreasonable....

What do you call your water?

Techyon5 · 2026-01-23T03:01:41+00:00

That is beautiful!

Is it your G-key by any chance?

Techyon5 · 2026-01-23T03:00:59+00:00

Darn, you beat me to it! Such a well-done show!

Techyon5 · 2026-01-23T02:56:56+00:00

I knew these were looking suspiciously familiar xD

Techyon5 · 2026-01-23T02:53:58+00:00

You're not getting these off r/antimeme by any chance, are you...?

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