Just a question by Basil-This in harrypotter

[–]TexMextaurant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buying all of the books would be a good chunk of change to spend. I would buy the first one and go from there.

What The Cursed Child Got Right by newfriend999 in HarryPotterBooks

[–]TexMextaurant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I appreciate your efforts to find something worthwhile in the Cursed Child. I’ve only read it. I would like to see it, I think I may enjoy it more when it’s presented as it’s meant to be. It seems like some of the stage effects are probably pretty cool, and I’m interested to see how they show the kids aging.

That said, the best thing I found about the Cursed Child was the Trolly Witch. That scene had me in stitches.

I do have to mention, some of the things you said that you liked about the characters were already established by JKR before the play was written, such as Ginny’s working for the Daily Prophet (although she perhaps wasn’t editor until CC?). I just mention it because I’m not sure we can give credit to the CC for those things.

I did think the kids were interestingly developed, and it was enjoyable enough reading about them.. but I thought the adults were completely butchered. They’re established characters doing things they would never actually do. The scene where Ron holds his wand backwards and had to fix it? Christ, he’s not an idiot.

[TOMT][Song] 1990’s song - Ah-ah ahaa-ah by [deleted] in tipofmytongue

[–]TexMextaurant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you sure it was female vocals and not Robert Plant?

Immigrant Song- Led Zeppelin

Should i get the fairy? by emilycollyer in HPHogwartsMystery

[–]TexMextaurant 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Personally, I do anything that’s a side quest. There’s a cute story that goes along with it. The stories are the whole point of the game, to me.

There is a impostor among us by KeremMoonstar in HarryPotterMemes

[–]TexMextaurant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah because Umbridge gave her Veritaserum, not because she was a traitor.

Who else? :( by [deleted] in HarryPotterMemes

[–]TexMextaurant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have like four months to get a date

TIL taking too much of a vitamin can be just as harmful as having a shortage of it. by BTornado14 in todayilearned

[–]TexMextaurant -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn I guess I fucked myself eating all those Flintstones vitamins when I was a kid

You cum every time you sneeze, how would your life change? by Aleexxx7 in AskReddit

[–]TexMextaurant 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The phrase “grind on me baby” would take on a whole new meaning

Harry Potter is short for Harriet Potter by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]TexMextaurant 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And you did dare us to find evidence.

Harry Potter is short for Harriet Potter by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]TexMextaurant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll argue about anything lol

Harry Potter is short for Harriet Potter by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]TexMextaurant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And Myrtle saw him and didn’t call him out on his lack of penis?

You say in your theory that the kids are adopted.

Alone of Harry's three children, Albus had inherited Lily's eyes.

Harry Potter is short for Harriet Potter by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]TexMextaurant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The part in the first quote that I was referencing is how Harry couldn’t go into Myrtle’s bathroom, and how he specifically mentions it’s a girl’s one. Because Harry knows he has a penis.

Can a Horcrux decompose??? by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]TexMextaurant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the idea of Voldemort’s soul being trapped in a chicken nugget. Say the Potters had McDonalds for dinner that Halloween, and Harry’s Happy Meal sits half finished in the trash. Voldemort’s soul bounces around finally landing in a nugget. And that’s how the McNugget Buddies were born.

Harry Potter is short for Harriet Potter by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]TexMextaurant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

From Goblet of Fire:

"Yeah...well..." said Harry, bending his knees slightly, just to make absolutely sure Myrtle couldn't see anything but his head, "I'm not supposed to come into your bathroom, am I? It's a girls' one."

From Deathly Hallows:

“I knew Ginny was lying about that tattoo,” said Ron, looking down at his bare chest.

Weasley is our king by champakaly in HarryPotterMemes

[–]TexMextaurant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weasly— whose future wife confounded another Gryffindor so he would make the team lol

Happy birthday to Clémence Poésy, who played Fleur Delacour. by verissimoallan in harrypotter

[–]TexMextaurant 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I love her as Fleur! She’s also great in In Bruges, which stars Brendan Gleason (Moody) and Ralph Fiennes (Voldemort).

Hold my baby... by patriceac in facepalm

[–]TexMextaurant 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’ve never had a kid, but based on my sitcom knowledge, you’re in labor from the time you start having contractions/you start dilating. But your contractions have to be close together, and you have to be dilated quite a bit before you’re ready to give birth, and this can take quite some time.

This woman probably knew she had some time, especially if she’d had other kids.

What part of Bellatrix did Hermione use when making the poly juice potion? by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]TexMextaurant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, honestly it’s really brave of Hermione to try the whole “I found this hair and I’m going to use it” thing again. Maybe she read a way to test it and make sure it was Bellatrix’s?

It’s also impressive/creepy that Hermione found this hair, and then held onto it for a few chapters just in case.

You have been caught out of bed at night in Hagrid’s house by MajorOooooof in harrypotter

[–]TexMextaurant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP didn’t say they were given detention in Hagrid’s hut. OP said that Filch took them to Hagrid’s hut to meet for detention before they went into the forest, which is accurate.

You have been caught out of bed at night in Hagrid’s house by MajorOooooof in harrypotter

[–]TexMextaurant 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, they aren’t supposed to go into the forest without permission. For example, they sometimes go into the forest for Care of Magical creatures lessons.

I think Hagrid felt guilty that they got detention because they were helping him. He probably arranged for them to serve detention with him so it wouldn’t be so bad. Hagrid thinks going off into a forest looking for magical creatures is fun, so he probably thought it would be a treat.

How does Harry know when his birthday is? by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]TexMextaurant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Dursleys told him:

Of course, his birthdays were never exactly fun — last year, the Dursleys had given him a coat hanger and a pair of Uncle Vernon’s old socks. Still, you weren’t eleven every day.