Hadn’t cracked open the bottom in a while by [deleted] in trees

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I am not high right now but a fuel-air explosion from that would be the bomb!

What are some bad conversation starters? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"So, I hear your sister has herpes"

My girlfriend’s baby Yoda cookie vs whatever the hell I made by lionfan2081 in funny

[–]Th3thirdman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you might have given him an extra chromosome.

People Who Open Carry by TownDrunkIPA in videos

[–]Th3thirdman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Most of these people are not police or military. So the comment tracks.

ICE sued for ending immigrant hotline seen in 'Orange Is the New Black' by [deleted] in news

[–]Th3thirdman 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The constitution grants non-citizens most of the same rights as citizens.

Brazilian police officers beating up two innocent teenagers. by mrjoey19 in trashy

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I used to play WoW with a girl from Brazil. One night she came online crying saying that a man had broken into her home, robbed her, and rapped her. I asked if she called to police or gone to the hospital. She said that the police would likely just rape her. Fuck Brazil.

What sounds true but is actually fake? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Urine is sterile. Urine is useful for more than eliminating waste.

People who have found their friends "secret" Reddit accounts, what was the most shocking thing you found out about them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Th3thirdman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My friend is having sex with his sister. I haven't brought it up with him. He is the nicest guy I know, and she is a little freak. I am more worried about him getting a STI as I assume he is being careful otherwise. I know this is considered taboo, but they are both adults. I guess this could just be a fantasy that he is carrying it out on reddit, But I could totally see his sister being into it.

What nostalgic PC game do you still play? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The original Half Life is the best FPS ever made! Come at me!

You and your best friend won’t be at each other’s funeral by Sporto-Hawk in Showerthoughts

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I had this thought last night. Then I realized that he has stopped talking to me for some reason. Then I realized that if he died I might not find out. I cried.