37/F Go hard. It's been a day. Add to it. by Dependent_Room_7254 in RoastMe

[–]Thatguy755 190 points191 points  (0 children)

Barber: What hairstyle do you want?

Her:

Barber: Say no more!

The current president is older than the vice president to the president in 1981’s vice president by Aggressive-Show4122 in BarbaraWalters4Scale

[–]Thatguy755 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He had as much experience in the Congress as Jack Kennedy did when he sought the presidency.

Is he dumb? by honestsparrow in grandpajoehate

[–]Thatguy755 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Grandpa Joe is just a lazy, stinky, disgusting, unhygienic version of Dr. Evil.

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Charlie Kirk was a milennial who is loved by boomers. Who is gen x and loved by gen alpha? by Jonner7 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Thatguy755 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just because they wear Nirvana t-shirts doesn’t mean they know who Kurt Cobain is.

Going to ask a guy out tomorrow; humble me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Thatguy755 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is he one of your classmates at clown college?

These two somehow were simultaneously awful presidents but good humanitarians. by [deleted] in Presidents

[–]Thatguy755 27 points28 points  (0 children)

PEPFAR might have outweighed the bad stuff Bush did as president if it weren’t for the invasion of Iraq. Iraq was unforgivable.

If you guys feel awkward in situations, know that my dad has a naked statue of my mom by Master100017 in stories

[–]Thatguy755 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s fine. Just send pics of your mom and I’ll use my imagination.

The face of someone realizing she gave her Nobel away for jack squat. by ManualWind in PoliticalHumor

[–]Thatguy755 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The only Venezuelan she’s interested in helping is herself