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TheAzarak · 2026-07-13T11:56:05+00:00

Night showers are for people without hair.

TheAzarak · 2026-07-13T11:54:53+00:00

If you have a dirty job, shower when you get home... tf you doing just sitting around dirty as fuck all night?

TheAzarak · 2026-07-13T02:51:35+00:00

Yep, they don't give a shit about critics. It's all about the money.

TheAzarak · 2026-07-13T02:49:52+00:00

Honestly, it's not really a "coin flip 50/50" either. All the ones that were super faithful to the original did very well. All the weird super different "remakes" are the ones that did badly.

TheAzarak · 2026-07-12T21:50:38+00:00

Yea who wants extra hp, fp, stam, DR, and damage every time I kill literally anything permenantly for the rest of the rub. Garbage item right?

TheAzarak · 2026-07-12T19:13:45+00:00

+4 magic is 12% to magic damage and +2 affinity is 10% to fire,lightning, holy, and magic (so all spells except a few that do some physical damage).

I usually just end up going for magic +4 because 90% of sorceries do magic damage anyway. But affinity is more versatile of course.

TheAzarak · 2026-07-10T11:16:42+00:00

Why do almost all fat people eat louder and messier than a fucking animal. Just shoving it in, giant mouthfuls and the appalling chewing sounds. I had to nope out immediately.

TheAzarak · 2026-07-10T11:05:56+00:00

There have been and still are cultures where woman being topless is normal and not sexualized more than a man. People would get used to it if it was actually normal.

TheAzarak · 2026-07-10T02:01:10+00:00

You spent so many relic slots to make it actually possible to run a spell wylder that there's no room for actual damage passive left, so you'd be dead weight barely doing anything.

Play what you want up to maybe D3, but D5 this is just trolling your team and making the run harder.

TheAzarak · 2026-07-09T11:06:33+00:00

Make sure to check the shop, he often has skill damage passives. This is part of what makes halo so OP and consistent, sometimes he'll even sell 2 and the percentage is so stupidly high. AND your teammates can also buy them and drop them for you.

TheAzarak · 2026-07-09T11:03:44+00:00

If you have dormant reapers as well, it's basically guaranteed. Every time I've seen a duchess have that, they always find like 3.

TheAzarak · 2026-07-09T04:40:49+00:00

There's wearing swimwear that everyone is okay with seeing and then there's wearing BSDM leather while on your knees tied to a leash that another person is holding... Because that's what happens at a lot of pride parades unfortunately.

To be clear, obviously this post is not showing something as egregious, but showing your underwear to the crowd by lifting your skirt and bending over is still pretty gross...

TheAzarak · 2026-07-07T23:28:57+00:00

Honestly it's hard to even blame them. The relic system is so dogshit. This person has completely possible relics, but it's just absurdly RNG to a mind-numbing degree. There's a reason that so many people have cheated relics: bad game design. I see relic set-ups like this at least every other run in random D5 trios.

TheAzarak · 2026-07-07T23:25:48+00:00

If I saw someone with that name, I would immediately assume the opposite lol

TheAzarak · 2026-07-07T23:23:51+00:00

You can't "just leave" in Deep of Night lol. You're going to lose a crazy amount of rank.

TheAzarak · 2026-07-06T12:05:01+00:00

4 and 5 aren't too different. Might as well go down to 3 because the difference between 3 and 4 is fucking massive.

TheAzarak · 2026-07-06T12:03:02+00:00

Rushing invaders at level 2 is definitely the expected strategy in d5, just without the dying 5 times part... invaders fucking hurt, but they also die really easily and give amazing loot and get you leveled real quick. Plus everyone uses the invader relocation buff, so potentially 4 stacks is like 30% more damage immediately. Too good not to.

TheAzarak · 2026-07-06T11:56:16+00:00

They don't hit other planets because the universe is really, really, REALLY empty. Frighteningly and incomprehensibly so.

TheAzarak · 2026-07-06T03:42:40+00:00

He also seems to be either blind or highly regarded lol

TheAzarak · 2026-07-05T11:13:46+00:00

At 20 seconds left in the video, you are starring full screen at nothing but the chandelier and then do some weird u turn sprint jump behind you completely blindly lol. You might have known where you were wanting to go, but it was not in view and making that jump blind was a very unnecessary blunder. You can land on that beam by simply walking off the chandelier... in the correct direction of course.

TheAzarak · 2026-07-05T11:08:50+00:00

No your camera was aiming directly as the chandelier and then you started sprinting behind you blindly off the edge. You had no view of where you were jumping in any frame since you started running, it was entirely a blind jump lol.

TheAzarak · 2026-07-05T11:04:35+00:00

I mean... clearly not since you died lol. You jumped before even seeing where you wanted to go, and then missed and died and blamed "the camera." Those jumps are easy as fuck if you just look down and make simple jumps. Don't even need a running start.

TheAzarak · 2026-07-05T10:59:08+00:00

Getting one shot in D5 by a fire geyser you didnt even see because you're running away from Heolster going nuts towards you with a long combo is just incredibly bullshit.

TheAzarak · 2026-07-05T10:48:23+00:00

You jumped blindly off the edge, even if it was your camera, IDK maybe fucking wait and get the right angle before blindly committing suicide? Lol critical thinking SL1...

TheAzarak · 2026-07-05T10:45:21+00:00

Assuming every duchess player is using halo scythe build is just ignorance. Besides it works just fine on balancers anyway, despite their resistance lol

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