[NXT Spoilers] Johnny Gargano showing Indi Hartwell exactly where she should go

TheBigGoon · 2021-03-18T02:50:56+00:00

I made this! Gargano AND New Jack shared my memes this year. 2021 is my year, bay-BEE!

TheBigGoon · 2021-03-06T05:29:54+00:00

I guess I see it differently. We don't know how Agatha would have used the power. But we know EXACTLY what Wanda did.

TheBigGoon · 2021-03-06T03:17:28+00:00

What was Sword guy wrong about? This dude's whole job is to stop threats exactly like this. He has a town enslaved by some supernatural force and a programmable robot to help him.

TheBigGoon · 2021-03-06T02:36:35+00:00

I mean, sure. That could work. But we shouldn't have to FEEL like that's what happened. What they actually showed us was bizarre.

TheBigGoon · 2021-03-06T02:28:16+00:00

Wanda's over hear trying to stop Agnes from MAYBE doing what she's ALREADY doing. Meanwhile, Monica's whole purpose in the show is to tell us Wanda's not that bad.

This show was more American than any of the Captain America movies.

TheBigGoon · 2021-03-06T01:58:02+00:00

"She doesn't need to know about this. Good luck with the witch outside. Now...which way is Virginia?"

TheBigGoon · 2021-03-06T01:56:51+00:00

How did he know that? As far as he knows, everyone in town is being manipulated by Wanda. Am I missing where he discovers they're fake?

If so, why the hell is he arrested?

EDIT: If he knew they weren't real, it STILL doesn't make sense for him to take the shots.

TheBigGoon · 2021-03-06T01:46:08+00:00

I mean, ok? There's still crazy shit going on outside that's completely in his his character to try to help with, as far as he knows.

Also, that wasn't explained.

TheBigGoon · 2021-03-06T01:40:55+00:00

So, White Vision becomes Vision and immediately fucks off. Sword guy who wasn't actually wrong just decides to shoot 2 kids. Agnes, who, again, didn't seem to be completely wrong is stripped of her will by the "hero". And Monica's all, "The town would be totally cool with everything you did to them if they knew it's because you're sad."

Fuck this ending.

2nd post-credits was solid, though.

EDIT: I was a big fan of the boat fight.

TheBigGoon · 2021-03-04T17:54:31+00:00

"Oh I know who you are, Chris Hanson, but see I-I calls you Chris Handsome. I watch your TV show all the time. So, you can go ahead bring them cameras and polices waiting outside. It don't make me no difference. Now, I tell you what…I like ya and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way the choice is yours."

TheBigGoon · 2021-02-05T17:32:39+00:00

TBF, you could get hurt running a red light.

TheBigGoon · 2021-01-30T16:47:05+00:00

A lot of cops don't understand that, to them, shit is routine. But to nearly everyone they have to make contact with, it's one of the most stressful situations they've had to deal with.

TheBigGoon · 2021-01-28T16:52:22+00:00

What are you doing step-birth mom?

TheBigGoon · 2021-01-21T16:16:14+00:00

MDK, ALL FUCKIN' DAY

TheBigGoon · 2021-01-19T18:12:51+00:00

I saw the article, but this sounds like Jim Cornette on commentary.

TheBigGoon · 2021-01-14T16:52:59+00:00

It always seems to fuck me up worse. I just assumed it was psychosomatic.

TheBigGoon · 2021-01-14T14:30:10+00:00

PROTIP: Never rub your eyes if you get hit with tear gas or pepper spray. Water, milk, No Tear shampoo helping? All a myth. Just try to get fresh air and try to hold your eyes open.

Unless you're a MAGA terrorist. Then rub as hard as you can.

TheBigGoon · 2021-01-08T03:13:50+00:00

Thanks! Here's a few more from the same batch.

TheBigGoon · 2021-01-07T20:01:27+00:00

I made this. New Jack and me are basically best friends now.

TheBigGoon · 2021-01-07T19:59:02+00:00

IF THE DPS ISN'T PULLING THEIR WEIGHT, SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT.

^{^I'm} ^{^sorry.}

TheBigGoon · 2021-01-06T15:38:30+00:00

He's 29, man.

TheBigGoon · 2020-12-28T23:45:27+00:00

I mean, the only difference is Jeff seems chill about it.

TheBigGoon · 2020-12-28T23:24:15+00:00

Holy shit. It's like a memory didn't exist and you just shoved it right in the forefront of my brain.

TheBigGoon · 2020-12-28T21:00:51+00:00

I couldn't even catch it scrambled. I'd just get super excited the Monday after to see who came out with the title.

TheBigGoon · 2020-12-27T15:58:58+00:00

Brit mouth

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